Kountdown to Krismas - Nobby's "Big Bruvva 2007"Follow

Laydeez and Gennumen! I present the Arsylum's 1st ever interactive reality TV game; Big Bruvva 2007

12 Housemates will be incarcerated in this thread, and their every move scrutinised by the denizens of the Arsylum. As host of this extravaganza, I will set the housemates random tasks and challenges, and the proletariat will then be asked to evict housemates until only one remains.

Some ground rules:

Observations from non-participants are allowed, but posting of unofficial polls will be deemed 'naughty in my sight' and participants are encouraged to camp such unofficial polls to sub-default.

Participants are encouraged to be petty, abusive and overly defensive.

So let's begin. . .


Scene: External shot of a post-modern industrial building surrounded by mesh fencing and angsty "wannabe on TV" fans carrying random placards.

Camera cuts to the charismatic Presenter:

Kaolian: And now it's time to welcome this year's contestants.

A stream of Stretch-Limos drops off a succession of celebrities who strut down the red carpet. In no particular order, they are. . .

1. Barkingturtle
2. Nexa Evicted
3. Deadside Demon Evicted
4. Jophiel Evicted
5. Smasharoo Evicted by Kakar
6. Elderon Evicted
7. Samira
8. Tare Evicted by Samira
9. Kakar Evicted by Barkingturtle
10. Nephthyswanderer Evicted by his own bad grammar
11. Atomicflea Evicted by Nexa
12. Thumbelyna Evicted

Challenge 1:

Now that the housemates have entered the Big Bruvva thread, their first challenge is to describe themselves in 4 words, one of which, for no apparent reason, should begin with the letter 'p', and two words must rhyme.

Once each housemate has responded, I'll run the 1st elimination poll.

Carry on.

Update #1

Jophiel evicted!!

(Nexa reinstated due to sapphic innuendo)

Thumbelyna, hawt though she is, hath fallen by the wayside

Tare went because Samira has issues

Nexa fell into a trap

Elderon? I just felt like it.

Flea? Victim of Nexa's failure to understand the made up as I go along explicit rules.

Kakar - Royally booted by BT

Neph - COcked up his subjunctives

Edited, Dec 2nd 2007 11:38am by Nobby

Edited, Dec 2nd 2007 12:43pm by Nobby

Bam!

Setting the standard there BT

Tare, pearl of surl.

Social grace, poker face.

Pungent fece, shrunken wee-wee.

OK. 1st Eviciton.



Person with the fewest votes will be eliminated.

It means it's time to reset your filter to Default

Boycotting as reality tv and it's derivatives can lick my hairy, sweaty sack.

I choose an arbitrary point in time to conclude the voting, and we evict Smasharoo the person with the fewest votes.

Then Moebius drops by to say he's too cool for all this kind of stuff.

Then we all have unprotected sex with the admin of our choice. (I haven't run that last bit past Alla yet, but I'm sure he'll be cool).

does it have to be an admin? Can it be a poster of our choice?

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To: NephthysWanderer
Sent: Nov 26, 2007 @ 4:52 PM EST
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Subject: I chose you

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Let's do this.
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I think he was just kidding about that.

sorry Neph, I just could not see myself with you. I would have images of Tinkerbell and the song Danger Zone running through my head the entire time