12 Housemates will be incarcerated in this thread, and their every move scrutinised by the denizens of the Arsylum. As host of this extravaganza, I will set the housemates random tasks and challenges, and the proletariat will then be asked to evict housemates until only one remains.
Some ground rules:
Observations from non-participants are allowed, but posting of unofficial polls will be deemed 'naughty in my sight' and participants are encouraged to camp such unofficial polls to sub-default.
Participants are encouraged to be petty, abusive and overly defensive.
So let's begin. . .
Scene: External shot of a post-modern industrial building surrounded by mesh fencing and angsty "wannabe on TV" fans carrying random placards.
Camera cuts to the charismatic Presenter:
Kaolian: And now it's time to welcome this year's contestants.
A stream of Stretch-Limos drops off a succession of celebrities who strut down the red carpet. In no particular order, they are. . .
- Barkingturtle
NexaEvictedDeadside DemonEvictedJophielEvictedSmasharooEvicted by KakarElderonEvicted- Samira
TareEvicted by SamiraKakarEvicted by BarkingturtleNephthyswandererEvicted by his own bad grammarAtomicfleaEvicted by NexaThumbelynaEvicted
Challenge 1:
Now that the housemates have entered the Big Bruvva thread, their first challenge is to describe themselves in 4 words, one of which, for no apparent reason, should begin with the letter 'p', and two words must rhyme.
Once each housemate has responded, I'll run the 1st elimination poll.
Carry on.
Update #1
Jophiel evicted!!
(Nexa reinstated due to sapphic innuendo)
Thumbelyna, hawt though she is, hath fallen by the wayside
Tare went because Samira has issues
Nexa fell into a trap
Elderon? I just felt like it.
Flea? Victim of Nexa's failure to understand the
Kakar - Royally booted by BT
Neph - COcked up his subjunctives
Edited, Dec 2nd 2007 11:38am by Nobby
Edited, Dec 2nd 2007 12:43pm by Nobby