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Tare's not an Eskimo. She's.. like... Frenchadian or something.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Tare's not an Eskimo. She's.. like... Frenchadian or something.
Pfft, you were all over it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I rocked your world 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Frederick's of Hollywood wrote:
tear-away Velcro®-side panty
I prefer to have my panties ripped off. If my panties aren't shredded, you're not into it enough.
VS does have pretty good fragrances, although I feel like I need a kiss every time I buy anything from there.
BonniHoney wrote:
If my panties aren't shredded, you're not into it enough.
Or else you buy your underwear in bulk lots.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I am 5'10, attractive (this according to men I have dated) work out 4-5 days a week, am a healthy eater, don't smoke, drink or do drugs and in general extremely healthy. I just don't happen to be a size that much of society (and apparently a few people here) believe I should be. And frankly, my husband is very happy with who I am, as am I.
How does he feel about the men you date?
I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
It's difficult to express my disinterest in this subject at this point. If you're healthy, that's great. If you're 5'10 and 200 pounds, you're obese and at risk of dying sooner than you'd like. It's not rocket science.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
If you are that disinterested, why did you post?
Oh, and I never said I weighed 200 pounds. You just assumed.
Never assume.
Oh, and I never said I weighed 200 pounds. You just assumed.
Never assume.
Oh, and I never said I weighed 200 pounds.
Nether did I.
I figure for about 225, actually.
Never assume.
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Edited, Nov 30th 2007 5:19pm by Smasharoo
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Still wrong. Still assuming. Silly person.
Your turn. You gonna guess higher again? LOL!
This is amusing me.
Still wrong. Still assuming. Silly person.
I was joking. You can't really be this rock fucking stupid, can you?
Your turn. You gonna guess higher again? LOL!
It seems you can.
This is amusing me.
Wouldn't seem to be much of an accomplishment. I have an idea, why don't you just tell us what you weigh. Or what size you are, or whatever idiotic point it is you're trying to make. Is that you trixed me into thinking you are fat when you're aren't with your deft rhetoric on an internet forum where there is no way to know if you're actually a 400lb Samoan man? Oh you clever minx, you! You should skip smug self satisfaction entirely and just print this thread out and roll it up into a paper tube and ********** the night away. God knows I'm going to.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Wow, Smash has really mellowed.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Apparently I hit a sore spot. You were playing, I was playing. Then you turned it into a rant and a dirty one at that. Too bad.
I can guess your weight based solely on the depth of your ******.
Try me. Give up the measurement.
Try me. Give up the measurement.
Apparently I hit a sore spot.
Yup, you really TOUCHED A NERVE. Nothing infuriates me more than stupid fat chicks.
Yup, you really TOUCHED A NERVE. Nothing infuriates me more than stupid fat chicks.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Samira wrote:
Wow, Smash has really mellowed.
He's in wub...
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Samira wrote:
Wow, Smash has really mellowed.
He's in wub...
Too much time with an elfin sylph-like gurly has turned him into a chubby-chaser.
Cooee! Katie! Smash wants a word with you.
Oh, and eleana - I'm guessing 16 stone 4. (Our weighing system is kinder in Britainland)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Samira wrote:
Wow, Smash has really mellowed.
He's in wub...
Too much time with an elfin sylph-like gurly has turned him into a chubby-chaser.
Cooee! Katie! Smash wants a word with you.
Oh, and eleana - I'm guessing 16 stone 4. (Our weighing system is kinder in Britainland)
Whatever, I still think he's gay and overcompensating. The man loves theater, "The 'L' Word" and K.D. Lang. He comments on what other men are wearing all the time and loves to bake.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I dated a gay man for a while. It was kind of fun until he "out-potpourri'd" me. *******.
eleana wrote:
I am 5'10, attractive (this according to men I have dated) work out 4-5 days a week, am a healthy eater, don't smoke, drink or do drugs and in general extremely healthy.
So you're a Puritanical uptight twunt then? Thanks for clearing that up.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The man loves theater, "The 'L' Word" and K.D. Lang. He comments on what other men are wearing all the time and loves to bake.
It's true, if I could just get over the whole "sex with men" part, I'd be a pillar of the gay community. Yes, pillar.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
/Sex and the City
Smash is a straight gay man.
/Sex and the City
Smash is a straight gay man.
/Sex and the City
Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
/Sex and the City
Smash is a straight gay man.
/Sex and the City
Smash is a straight gay man.
/Sex and the City
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I don't believe it. I've seen the man's hair.
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