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Why are you lurking here? Did you come to see if we'd give it to you in the *** again? I know it's tough to stay out of dangerous places because of the allure and excitement, but don't expect not to be burned if you play with fire.
So come on and tell us why you're really here.
My guess is you're either stupid, or really like being ***-drilled. Prove me wrong.
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These threads are more effective when they are posted once a month. They are the most effective when run not at all.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
These threads are more effective when they are posted once a month. They are the most effective when run not at all.
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Nah, they ran away. Seems pretty effective to me. Now to just get you to run with them. That would be nails.
Nails would be 5 years ago.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Nails would be 5 years ago.
I'm always impressed when I actually get an expression that's newer than 1994.
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Why are you lurking here? Did you come to see if we'd give it to you in the *** again?
Why are you lurking here? Did you come to see if we'd give it to you in the *** again?
I didn't know you swung that way...and surely if it had happened once before, you certainly didn't leave much of an impression.
Elderon wrote:
Why are you lurking here? Did you come to see if we'd give it to you in the *** again? I know it's tough to stay out of dangerous places because of the allure and excitement, but don't expect not to be burned if you play with fire.
So come on and tell us why you're really here.
My guess is you're either stupid, or really like being ***-drilled. Prove me wrong.
So come on and tell us why you're really here.
My guess is you're either stupid, or really like being ***-drilled. Prove me wrong.
I post here to both pad my postcount and to pass time during my day. I know what I get into when I'm posting here, and I don't really care too much.
Elderon wrote:
I'm always impressed when I actually get an expression that's newer than 1994.
Same, though it's closer to 2000 for me.
Edited, Nov 15th 2007 12:30pm by Nightsintdreams
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Why are you lurking here? Did you come to see if we'd give it to you in the *** again?
Why are you lurking here? Did you come to see if we'd give it to you in the *** again?
I didn't know you swung that way...and surely if it had happened once before, you certainly didn't leave much of an impression.
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Ryneguy, my epeen, epeen Ryneguy.
You expect me to shake that...? Sheesh
Ryneguy wrote:
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Ryneguy, my epeen, epeen Ryneguy.
You expect me to shake that...? Sheesh
Elderon wrote:
It prefers to be shaken, not stirred.
I don't know whether to be repulsed or inquisitive! How exactly does one go about stirring an epeen? Is it sleeping? Does it need waking? Is that why you prefer shaking? Get's the job done, I suppose.
Edited, Nov 15th 2007 12:42pm by Ryneguy
Ryneguy wrote:
Elderon wrote:
It prefers to be shaken, not stirred.
I don't know whether to be repulsed or inquisitive! How exactly does one go about stirring an epeen? Is it sleeping? Does it need waking? Is that why you prefer shaking? Get's the job done, I suppose.
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
v. stalked, stalk·ing, stalks
v. tr.
To pursue by tracking stealthily.
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
To go through (an area) in pursuit of prey or quarry.
Apparently I've failed at the stealthily part.
I've been on the lookout for an enormous *****, then I found Elderon, and was immediately dissappointed. Apparently I failed to include "attached to body" and inadvertantly discovered a walking richard. Alas, the search continues.
v. tr.
To pursue by tracking stealthily.
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
To go through (an area) in pursuit of prey or quarry.
Apparently I've failed at the stealthily part.
I've been on the lookout for an enormous *****, then I found Elderon, and was immediately dissappointed. Apparently I failed to include "attached to body" and inadvertantly discovered a walking richard. Alas, the search continues.
Yodabunny wrote:
v. stalked, stalk·ing, stalks
v. tr.
To pursue by tracking stealthily.
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
To go through (an area) in pursuit of prey or quarry.
Apparently I've failed at the stealthily part.
I've been on the lookout for an enormous *****, then I found Elderon, and was immediately dissappointed. Apparently I failed to include "attached to body" and inadvertantly discovered a walking richard. Alas, the search continues.
v. tr.
To pursue by tracking stealthily.
To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
To go through (an area) in pursuit of prey or quarry.
Apparently I've failed at the stealthily part.
I've been on the lookout for an enormous *****, then I found Elderon, and was immediately dissappointed. Apparently I failed to include "attached to body" and inadvertantly discovered a walking richard. Alas, the search continues.
Here's one, but I'm not sure if it will be big enough to please you. Putting this in your *** may still be akin to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Once again, not attached to a body, and also to be added to my criteria, not alive.
That thing looks like it's made out of lime Jello. Does it wiggle?
Luckily there's more on these boards than your lame-*** antics. That is why I come here.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Luckily there's more on these boards than your lame-*** antics. That is why I come here.
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