I'll take sharks with laser mounts for $3000 AlexFollow

Or just maybe get my eyes fixed. I think I've finally convinced myself to go under the laser. Two of my co-workers just had Lasik and both are extremely happy with it. Apparently there's some credit deal too where you get 18 months of interest free credit on medical procedures, so for about $200 a month I could have it paid off before the juice kicks in. No more contacts or glasses, at least till I'm gray-haired and don't care anymore.

Schweet.

I'll just get glasses, thanks. Unless the alternative was being completely blind, I'm just not that keen to have someone in an office next to Burger King operate on my eyes with a laser.

To me, it's worth rolling the dice. The odds of going blind from it are pretty remote, and I've had to wear glasses or contacts since I was 9 years old. My vision without artificial help is bad enough that if this were the old days, I would have been eaten by a large carnivore decades ago, and probably never would have seen it coming.

I'm not looking forward to the actual procedure itself, I hear they give you some valium for it though, so that might help.