While doing some online research for an upcoming speech about Abstinence-Only Education, I stumbled upon this gem. It's obviously a fake website, but it's funny none the less.
Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or ******** weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
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Posted:Nov 20 2007 at 5:35 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yeah, someone got onto that website and joined for obvious reasons, before actually reading what it was about. LMAO!!!