By way of raising the tone, some kweschunz:
1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?
B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?
next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?
iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?
and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?
six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?
2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?
B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?
plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons
10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?
and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?
Chop-chop