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#1 Nov 14 2007 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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By way of raising the tone, some kweschunz:

1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?

B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?

next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?

iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?

six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?

B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?

Chop-chop
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#2 Nov 14 2007 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?
Jane Doe

B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?
Crab steak

next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?
Hairspray

iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?
Chaplin

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?
silky leather

six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?
Cooper

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?
Finding $20 in a friend's jeans.

B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?
Gratuitious sex from a complete stranger for exchange of a flattering compliment.

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons?
Warner Bros.

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?
Pre or post-Jophed?

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?
No you shut up.

Chop-chop
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Edited, Nov 14th 2007 3:17pm by MentalFrog
#3 Nov 14 2007 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?
Spiderman, with great power...

B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?
Why not both?

next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?
Few Dollars, The Unforgiven's ending was awesome, but up till he started drinking again it wasn't bad, but it was a tad boring.

iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?
Groucho, no idea who the other dude is.

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?
Leather is hawt.

six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?
Jag, hands down.

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?
Depends on the friend. Female freind who recently divorced and is looking for NSA sex?

B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?
Sex. I'm a guy.

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons
Family Guy

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?
Damn, that's a tough one. The nakedness is the one-upper though.

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?

Seeing Smash apologize for anything would be the first sign of the apocolypse.

Edited, Nov 14th 2007 3:35pm by Kakar
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#4 Nov 14 2007 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
By way of raising the tone, some kweschunz:

1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?

Spider King!

B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?

Steak, baby. I'm from Alberta.

next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?

Gimme the dollars, anyday.

iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?

Meh.

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?

Negligee, because soft and slippery is my style.

six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?

RR.

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?

Oh, the friend. Because all my long lost friends owe me more than 20 bucks.


B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?

Hmmmm. Sex, I guess.

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons

Family Guy, unless we're talking 90's Simpsons.

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?

Nexa, only because I bet she's a snappy dancer.

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?

Gbaji!!

Chop-chop
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#5 Nov 14 2007 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:

Seeing Smash apologize for anything would be the first sign of the apocolypse.


He apologizes to me all the time. He cringes a lot too.

/shrug

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#6 Nov 14 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:

Seeing Smash apologize for anything would be the first sign of the apocolypse.


He apologizes to me all the time. He cringes a lot too.

/shrug

Nexa


I guess I should amend my statement, "Seeing Smash apologize on forum=4 for anything would be the first sign of the apocolypse."

And of course he cringes a lot, when you randomly smack him with a shoe for no apparant reason one would expect him to be a little head-shy.

Edited, Nov 14th 2007 4:15pm by Kakar
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#7 Nov 14 2007 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?
Spidey. MLK couldn't even dodge a bullet. Smiley: disappointed

B.Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?
Lobster, with a lime-cilantro dip. Yum.

next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?
The Unforgiven. It seems more conducive to a nap, and I love naps.

iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?
Who's Colin Browne?

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?
On me or her? I like silk, myself, so I guess she'd get the leather.

six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?
The jag. I once had a friend describe his wife as a rolls, and I was a Ferrari.

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?The $20. Any friends I've lost were on purpose.

B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?Gratuitous sex, hands-down. Momma needs to be broken off.

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons
The Simpsons.

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?
No-brainer. DSD. If I saw Nexa naked, it would only lead to bad things--like imagining Smash naked.

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?
I assume that's the subtext of everything they post.



Edited, Nov 14th 2007 5:26pm by Atomicflea
#8 Nov 14 2007 at 3:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:

Seeing Smash apologize for anything would be the first sign of the apocolypse.


He apologizes to me all the time. He cringes a lot too.

/shrug

Nexa


I totally flashed on Marty Feldman as Igor.

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#9 Nov 14 2007 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:


I totally flashed on Marty Feldman as Igor.

Hump? What hump?


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#10 Nov 14 2007 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
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By way of raising the tone, some kweschunz:

1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?

Spiderman. But not that puss'y that plays him in the movies.

B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?

Fillet. It always comes with lobster.

next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?

A mule for Sister Sarah.

iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?

BZZ. Neither.

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?

Depends if I am touching or watching.

six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?

07 Rolls. Classic is fun as long as it's modern.

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?

$20. Myspace fills the other gap.

B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?

Compliment. I have too much of the sex already.

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons

Family Guy. Simspons can go to hell.

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?

Duh. Nexa naked.

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?

Smash.
#11 Nov 14 2007 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Git wrote:
By way of raising the tone, some kweschunz:


B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?

Both

next. "For a Few Dollars More" , or "The Unforgiven"?

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?

leather corset

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?

$20, they wouldn't be long forgotten without a reason.

B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?

Sex, sex, sex

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons

Family Guy

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?

I just hurt myself.

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?

Either would implode the universe.

#12 Nov 14 2007 at 4:49 PM Rating: Decent
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By way of raising the tone, some kweschunz:

1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?
Spiderman kept me amused at the cinema

B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?
lobster

next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?
Unforgiven

iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?
pass...

and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?
Not mcuh of a leather-man myself, going for the silk

six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?
1967 Ford mustang, black, hard-top

2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?
$20 anyday :P

B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?
sex from partner

plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons
Family guy

10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?

*shrugs*

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?

*shrugs again*

Edit:300th post, cause this is sparta

Edited, Nov 14th 2007 7:50pm by zelrin
#13 Nov 15 2007 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
By way of raising the tone, some kweschunz:

1. Spiderman. He can almost fly. Close enough.

B. I love Fillet Steak. I'm not so hot on aquatic insects.

next. "For a Few Dollars More". Put Clint Eastward in the same movie with Ennio Morricone's music, and you have Instant Legend.

iv. Groucho Marx. Made black and white shine in a million colours.

and. A Silk Negligee under a leather corset!

six. A 1967 e-Type Jag. We have speed limits. But it LOOKS like a space ship.

2. A call from a long-lost friend, because we always reconnect perfectly, and it always makes my day.

B again. A flattering compliment from a stranger. I know what my partner thinks of me, and I know how fast I can get him in bed.

plus. The Simpsons are the original and still my favourite.

10. Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed, oh, please yes please.

and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" This would make my year.






Edited, Nov 15th 2007 11:23am by Aripyanfar
#14 Nov 15 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?
Regular MLK or Zombie MLK?
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B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?
Steak. "Lobster" is an Iroqouis word for "roaches of the ocean".
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next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?
Unforgiven on the basis that I haven't seen FaFDM.
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iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?
Marx on the grounds that Browne never told a woman she was in love with the **** on television.
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and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?
The fact that you capitalized the former shows its dominance.
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six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?
Rolls Royce. I can't drive around for 10 minutes without seeing someone in a Jaguar.
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2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?
$20 sounds like less work.
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B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?
I've had both and the former is better.
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plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons
Simpsons until Season 8; Family Guy thereafter.
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10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?
The second one. I assume Nexa's uncovered cootch is like the opened Ark of the Covenant to the unchosen.
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and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?
The former. Smash is a big softy and I never take his gruff seriously anyway.
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#15 Nov 15 2007 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
1. Spiderman, he did a lot for spiders.

And man.

B. Fillet Steak, but entrecote is even better.

next. The Unforgiven, I love the clint.

iv. Groucho Marx!

And his brother Karl, of course.

and. A Silk Negligee, mmm.

six. 1967 e-Type Jag of course, unless you've got some oil fields somewhere.

2. A poke from a long lost friend on MyFace.

Kidding, finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans, of course.

Or even $5!

B again. Gratuitious sex from a flattering stranger sounds about right.

plus. The Simpsons, of course. Family Guy is written by manatees Smiley: rolleyes

10. A naked dance from Kao while he snoggs Varrus, ofc.

and finally: A post from Joph finally admitting that Smash and gbaji are his socks.

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#16 Nov 15 2007 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I assume Nexa's uncovered cootch is like the opened Ark of the Covenant to the unchosen.
RACK you. Smiley: laugh
#17 Nov 15 2007 at 11:25 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I assume Nexa's uncovered cootch is like the opened Ark of the Covenant to the unchosen.
RACK you. Smiley: laugh
Didn't Oscar Wilde say that flirting with one's own spouse was like washing one's clean linen in public?
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#18 Nov 16 2007 at 12:09 AM Rating: Good
I certainly wouldn't balk at the idea that he did, though the alliteration would certainly not have been his best.
#19 Nov 16 2007 at 4:09 AM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
Didn't Oscar Wilde say that flirting with one's own spouse was like washing one's clean linen in public?
Not if you want to stay happily married.
#20 Nov 16 2007 at 5:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I assume Nexa's uncovered cootch is like the opened Ark of the Covenant to the unchosen.


and you haven't even *met* Hannah.

It's true though.

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#21 Nov 18 2007 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
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1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?
Spidey
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B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?
Steak, i prefer not to have to fight my meals.
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next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?
Can i watch "Se7en instead, it's better than both.
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iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?
I am far you young for this question.
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and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?
both at one time or another.
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six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?
Jag.
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2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?
Long lost friend, money is not a motivating factor for me.
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B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?
hawt sex with the wife.
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plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons
Family guy.
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10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed ?
Dance for me baby!!
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and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?
Neither are ever likely to happen but i imagine it would be more painfull for Smash to be humble so i'll take that.
#22 Nov 18 2007 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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1. Spiderman, or Martin Luther King?

Martin Luther King. Simply because he didn't go emo in a fucking movie like Tobey Maguire.

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B. Fillet Steak, or Fresh Lobster?

Fresh lobster because I've never actually had it "fresh."

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next. "For a Few Dollars More", or "The Unforgiven"?

For a Few Dollars More

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iv. Groucho Marx, or Colin Browne?

Rowan Atkinson.

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and. A Silk Negligee, or a leather corset?

Silk Negligee. Because the leather does nothing for my cheekbones.

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six. A 2007 Rolls Royce, or a 1967 e-Type Jag?

I'll take the Rolls. Not a huge fan of the old Jags.

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2. Finding $20 in some long-forgotten jeans ,or a call from a long-lost friend?

$20. Friends are for the weak.

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B again. Gratuitious sex from your partner, or a flattering compliment from a stranger?

Gratuitious sex from a stranger.

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plus. Family Guy, or The Simpsons

Family Guy(Go to hell I'm still a young un!)

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10. A naked dance from Nexa, or Flea and DSD snogging fully-clothed?

Nexa Smiley: inlove

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and finally: gbaji saying "I see your point of view, and I have no evidence to counter your argument" or Smash apologising for having been insensitive to the principles of his interlocutor?


Whatever isn't the Gbaji choice thanks.
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