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That was perhaps the single most entertaining youtube I've ever seen.
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Mistress DSD wrote:
And most importantly, to all those telemarketers who call me, but are too busy to talk so I get a prerecorded message to stay on the line, @#%^ YOU!!!!!!!
Does this actually occur? That sounds unbelievable.
All the ******* time. If I say hello and no one answers in 5 seconds or I get an automatic recording asking to hang on the phone as a customer representative will be with me shortly I hang up.
Mistress DSD wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Mistress DSD wrote:
And most importantly, to all those telemarketers who call me, but are too busy to talk so I get a prerecorded message to stay on the line, @#%^ YOU!!!!!!!
Does this actually occur? That sounds unbelievable.
All the @#%^ing time. If I say hello and no one answers in 5 seconds or I get an automatic recording asking to hang on the phone as a customer representative will be with me shortly I hang up.
I'm occasionally tempted to stay on the phone just in order to shriek at a real human. Then I remember it's going to be a telemarketer, not a real human anyway, and I hang up.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
mfbrownbear wrote:
The Demea of Doom wrote:
To all the people who use a napkin to soak up the grease from their fast food, @#%^ you.
And you use what? A tampon? Should we be siphoning it off with a turkey baster? Shall we use a centrifuge to seperate the grease from the food?
Sorry but that's a silly thing to hate on. I like the occasional fast food pizza but I'll be damned if I'm gonna splash around in puddles of grease every time I reach for a slice.
To all the office kitchen A-holes, @#%^ you.
You know who you are. Wash your own damn dishes. Make a fresh pot of coffee when you take the last of it, douche. Stop burning the popcorn, I swear, or I will .. cry more I guess. Do you HAVE to cook fish in the office kitchen? It's almost worse than the burnt popcorn. Remember that stuff you put in the fridge for "later"? Yeah, that was 3 months ago. The HazMat team is coming Thursday to clean the fridge.
It's fast food, you greasy douche.
I've heard that when the you get a phone call and there is no reply, that it is a marketing company calling to find out what times you answer your phone so they can sell the information to telemarketers.
And to all the people that get do 51mph to pass some ******* doing 50.5 **** you.
And to all the people who do 40mph to merge on to an Interstate with a speed limit of 70 **** you.
And to all the people that get do 51mph to pass some ******* doing 50.5 **** you.
And to all the people who do 40mph to merge on to an Interstate with a speed limit of 70 **** you.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
The only time I ever actually had to sop up grease from fast food is with Round Table Pizza, but that was when I regularly ate fast food.
I have never seen anyone dab their burger or fries, but I recall a few fast food burgers that dripped so much grease that I was compelled to squeeze the patty to see how much would come out. Blech, that'll sour your appetite.
Greasy douche? You're using the wrong kind. Unless you're into that.
I have never seen anyone dab their burger or fries, but I recall a few fast food burgers that dripped so much grease that I was compelled to squeeze the patty to see how much would come out. Blech, that'll sour your appetite.
Greasy douche? You're using the wrong kind. Unless you're into that.
MentalFrog wrote:
mfbrownbear wrote:
The Demea of Doom wrote:
To all the people who use a napkin to soak up the grease from their fast food, @#%^ you.
And you use what? A tampon? Should we be siphoning it off with a turkey baster? Shall we use a centrifuge to seperate the grease from the food?
Sorry but that's a silly thing to hate on. I like the occasional fast food pizza but I'll be damned if I'm gonna splash around in puddles of grease every time I reach for a slice.
To all the office kitchen A-holes, @#%^ you.
You know who you are. Wash your own damn dishes. Make a fresh pot of coffee when you take the last of it, douche. Stop burning the popcorn, I swear, or I will .. cry more I guess. Do you HAVE to cook fish in the office kitchen? It's almost worse than the burnt popcorn. Remember that stuff you put in the fridge for "later"? Yeah, that was 3 months ago. The HazMat team is coming Thursday to clean the fridge.
It's fast food, you greasy douche.
I'm sayin'!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Not to start an argument or anything, but it's a slow day at work ..
So your argument is that if you purchase fast food you should be prepared to consume it in its given condition. You ordered a grease-burger, you damn well better eat it!! Don't you know there're kids in Africa that would kill for a Big Mac?!? Well, maybe for a Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
In broad terms then you are also agreeing that it is not correct to, oh I don't know, let's say mod your XBox or hack your iPhone or skip over commercials on your TiVo. You purchased/recorded it that way but you want to customize it afterward or skip content? Sorry, that's what you wanted, that's what you get. Please return your iPhone to factory settings and watch every damn commercial that comes on.
Yes I paid for a greasey pizza, but that don't mean I can't do anything about it.
So your argument is that if you purchase fast food you should be prepared to consume it in its given condition. You ordered a grease-burger, you damn well better eat it!! Don't you know there're kids in Africa that would kill for a Big Mac?!? Well, maybe for a Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
In broad terms then you are also agreeing that it is not correct to, oh I don't know, let's say mod your XBox or hack your iPhone or skip over commercials on your TiVo. You purchased/recorded it that way but you want to customize it afterward or skip content? Sorry, that's what you wanted, that's what you get. Please return your iPhone to factory settings and watch every damn commercial that comes on.
Yes I paid for a greasey pizza, but that don't mean I can't do anything about it.
If you don't want to eat grease, don't eat fast food.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
If you don't want to see commercials don't watch TV.
mfbrownbear wrote:
If you don't want to see commercials don't watch TV.
False analogy. A better one might be "If you don't want to see commercials, watch HBO."
Just because you don't want eat greasy food doesn't mean you can't eat at all. Just not fast food. Try a salad or something. Or, Bob help you, a sandwich.
Edited, Nov 14th 2007 5:07pm by Demea
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
HBO shows commercials too, they just don't normally show paid advertisements from outside advertisers. They show commercials for their own shows and pay-per-view offerings and merchandise. They are still commercials, though thankfully they only show them between shows. It is correct to say that HBO does not interrupt programs for commercial breaks I suppose. I'll let you have that much.
There is non-greasy fast food. Subway and Fresh Choice and whatnot, so you can't have that argument either.
Just FYI, so you know I'm only playing devil's advocate here: I gave up on fast food many months ago after I had a few days of abdomenal pain that I attributed to an impacted Whopper. Since then I have stopped frequenting Starbucks and all greasy fast food joints. Now I go to Subway and Togo's sandwich shops and actually go grocery shopping at this nifty market called Trader Joe's. Pre-made meals and lunches abound there. I love me some chicken ceasar salad.
Let people reduce the grease content of their fast food prior to consuming it. It makes them feel better. They aren't as bad as the people that keep pushing the elevator button and the walk signal button hoping it will come/change sooner.
There is non-greasy fast food. Subway and Fresh Choice and whatnot, so you can't have that argument either.
Just FYI, so you know I'm only playing devil's advocate here: I gave up on fast food many months ago after I had a few days of abdomenal pain that I attributed to an impacted Whopper. Since then I have stopped frequenting Starbucks and all greasy fast food joints. Now I go to Subway and Togo's sandwich shops and actually go grocery shopping at this nifty market called Trader Joe's. Pre-made meals and lunches abound there. I love me some chicken ceasar salad.
Let people reduce the grease content of their fast food prior to consuming it. It makes them feel better. They aren't as bad as the people that keep pushing the elevator button and the walk signal button hoping it will come/change sooner.
To people that act like ********* all year and disqualify themselves for a merit increase, **** you.
Atomicflea wrote:
To people that act like @#%^tards all year and disqualify themselves for a merit increase, @#%^ you.
No rateups?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I have an employee that was consistently disrespectful to me, to co-workers, ignored department rules and was just overall difficult and troublesome. She's walking the razor's edge of termination, and when I reviewed her she became so angry that she wasn't going to get a rate increase that she told my boss that everyone in my department hated me.
I told her I didn't care if she went home every night and ******* about how horrible I was, but she would damn well respect me as her superior during working hours, and if she wanted a raise in the future, she should consider that her annual review is nothing more than my personal assessment of the skills she employs when required to perform her job.
I told her I didn't care if she went home every night and ******* about how horrible I was, but she would damn well respect me as her superior during working hours, and if she wanted a raise in the future, she should consider that her annual review is nothing more than my personal assessment of the skills she employs when required to perform her job.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
To people that act like @#%^tards all year and disqualify themselves for a merit increase, @#%^ you.
No rateups?
I dunno. You're married now....
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Wow, I am excited now...
Falling leaves I have to rake and the rain that is stopping me from getting it done, **** you.
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