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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Out of beer again?
Sex, it's the cure for everything. You should go get some.
I've never been so hot for you Twiz. Take me.
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To all the people who drive 5 miles under the speed limit every time it so much as sprinkles, @#%^ you.
Dunno where you are, but out here the first rain of the season makes for really dangerous driving conditions. So **** you, too.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
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To all the people who drive 5 miles under the speed limit every time it so much as sprinkles, @#%^ you.
Dunno where you are, but out here the first rain of the season makes for really dangerous driving conditions for retards. So @#%^ you, too.
ITT: Demea is a 400lb gay burmese darky with a shotgun that works as a dishwasher in a restaurant, drives a rusted out firefly like it's a corvette with traction control, and wears trackpants with suspenders to the grocery store.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Sex, it's the cure for everything. You should go get some.
I got quite a bit last weekend, and I plan to get more this weekend as well, thankyouverymuch.
**** you.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Go away Yoda. No one likes you.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Go away Yoda. No one likes you.
I like me :P
Yodabunny wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Go away Yoda. No one likes you.
I like me :P
That would change if you reread your posts.
to all the people who drive and talk on their cell phones @#%^ you. hang up and drive.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Yodabunny wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Go away Yoda. No one likes you.
I like me :P
That would change if you reread your posts.
I do quite often, and when I'm done ************ to the awesome that is me, I pray for you.
Retail salespeople who cannot operate cash registers, **** you.
Fat ******* that don't pay attention to their bratty kids at the park, **** you.
Telemarketers, **** you.
Viruses, **** you.
Fat ******* that don't pay attention to their bratty kids at the park, **** you.
Telemarketers, **** you.
Viruses, **** you.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Retail salespeople who cannot operate cash registers, @#%^ you.
Fat ******* that don't pay attention to their bratty kids at the park, @#%^ you.
Telemarketers, @#%^ you.
Viruses, @#%^ you.
Fat ******* that don't pay attention to their bratty kids at the park, @#%^ you.
Telemarketers, @#%^ you.
Viruses, @#%^ you.
hear hear
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Mistress DSD wrote:
And most importantly, to all those telemarketers who call me, but are too busy to talk so I get a prerecorded message to stay on the line, @#%^ YOU!!!!!!!
Does this actually occur? That sounds unbelievable.
I don't understand how people can still get telemarketer calls these days. Just put your number on the do-not-call list and be done with it.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
To all the people who drink Diet Coke because it's diet, @#%^ you.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Telemarketers, @#%^ you.
To those who do not verbally abuse/chat up Telemarketers, **** you....
Everyone who runs for office and has to call 5 times a day, so I can listen to their recorded message, **** You.
Elected officials made sure that campaign calls are exempt. Tied up my answering machine for a month before the primary. Since this is a one party city, thankfully they didn't call before the general election.
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
I don't understand how people can still get telemarketer calls these days. Just put your number on the do-not-call list and be done with it.
Elected officials made sure that campaign calls are exempt. Tied up my answering machine for a month before the primary. Since this is a one party city, thankfully they didn't call before the general election.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
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And...now a message about safety, and the proper use of a bandanas, as told by Japanese aerobic instructors.
I don't think I can find one single better use of 4 minutes.. ever.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
To all the people who use a napkin to soak up the grease from their fast food, @#%^ you.
And you use what? A tampon? Should we be siphoning it off with a turkey baster? Shall we use a centrifuge to seperate the grease from the food?
Sorry but that's a silly thing to hate on. I like the occasional fast food pizza but I'll be damned if I'm gonna splash around in puddles of grease every time I reach for a slice.
To all the office kitchen A-holes, @#%^ you.
You know who you are. Wash your own damn dishes. Make a fresh pot of coffee when you take the last of it, douche. Stop burning the popcorn, I swear, or I will .. cry more I guess. Do you HAVE to cook fish in the office kitchen? It's almost worse than the burnt popcorn. Remember that stuff you put in the fridge for "later"? Yeah, that was 3 months ago. The HazMat team is coming Thursday to clean the fridge.
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