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Yup. That's an old cow allright.
BROOKS, Maine - There's a black-and-white, Holstein-Friesian cow that lives with a retired horse on the side of a hill in Brooks. Her name is Nonny, and If Nonny were a dog, she'd be 140 years old.
Big deal. If I were a dog I'd be 150.
Edited, Nov 13th 2007 8:52pm by Smasharoo
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Smasharoo wrote:
Big deal. If I were a dog I'd be 150.
Pfft
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I feel cheated. When I looked it was Music, dance, food and flowers enliven WomenHeart members' night out.
same here. Stupid cow 
Same here.
But, wow, those women know how to live it up!
But, wow, those women know how to live it up!
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