Tis le quizpoll of doom! Follow

Question 1.) After the untimely death of your great aunt Rupert, who had secret mob ties, you discover that you have inhereted a small fortune. The only catch being that to claim it, you have to spend at least one night in New Jersy. What do you do next?
I guess I go to New Jersey. And I will try to seduce Sora's wife by dripping his beer down her belly.

Question 2.) Which is better, Tomatos or Potatos, and why?
Potatoes because apparently you can make vodka from that.

Question 3.) Train 1 leaves pembroke station traveling east at 45 mph. Train 2 leaves Arlington at 12:32 heading westbound at 92 kph. If train 2 is driven by a one armed engineer, then who would win a dual to the death using marshmallows? Nexa or Samira?
I would have to go with Sami on this one. Nexa would be eating the marshmallows.

Question 4.) (OK, I lied, there were more than 3) Complete the following sentance:

With a mighty turn of his steering wheel, King Drifter Sentanced the evil arch cabdriver to a lifetime of three-point turns. Then coffee was served for tea!


Question 5.)
[question]Should we invade OOT and take all their stuff?[/question]
I chose yes! I will negotiate a peace treaty and take all the wimmenz. Wait, that's not a good thing.

Question 6.)
What should I name my plecostimus?
Hector

BIG FATTY

You should name it..


John Coltrane.

Question 1.) After the untimely death of your great aunt Rupert, who had secret mob ties, you discover that you have inhereted a small fortune. The only catch being that to claim it, you have to spend at least one night in New Jersy. What do you do next?
Last time I was in New Jersey it was chilly, which made DF snuggle up extra close , so to recapture the moment, I'd need to go via oklahoma

Question 2.) Which is better, Tomatos or Potatos, and why?
Potatoes, because we can all pronounce those properly.


Question 3.) Train 1 leaves pembroke station traveling east at 45 mph. Train 2 leaves Arlington at 12:32 heading westbound at 92 kph. If train 2 is driven by a one armed engineer, then who would win a dual to the death using marshmallows? Nexa or Samira?
That's easy. Trick question, as Marshmallows don't really exist, but Samira, as her name sounds like it could be an initmate part of a lady's body, whereas Nexa sounds like an infection that might harm said organ.

Question 4.) (OK, I lied, there were more than 3) Complete the following sentance:

With a mighty clenching of his buttocks, King Kong Sentanced the evil arch-******** gbaji to a lifetime of silence. Then Kaolian's pet plecostimus was served for tea!


Question 5.)
Poll Removed: No more than one per thread, please!

Question 6.)
What should I name my plecostimus?
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Dracoid

Question 1.)

New what? Is that where the Sopranos live?

Question 2.)

Tramways are better, cos they're silent and don't pollute

Question 3.)

I don't know, but I like the sound of a Nexa-Samira dual.

Especially if marshmallows are involved.

Question 4.)

With a mighty thumping of his chest, King Kong Sentanced the evil arch of triumph to a lifetime of nasty traffic jams. Then camembert ice-cream was served for tea!



As for your fish, I'd name him Spleling.

Seriously now!



I named my first goldfish "Bob".

Spooky.

I think I'll just be eaten by the giant hamster.

Question 1.) After the untimely death of your great aunt Rupert, who had secret mob ties, you discover that you have inhereted a small fortune. The only catch being that to claim it, you have to spend at least one night in New Jersy. What do you do next?

Do I have to SLEEP there or do I just have to stay there the whole night?

Question 2.) Which is better, Tomatos or Potatos, and why?

Tomatoes, they're better for my scurvy.

Question 3.) Train 1 leaves pembroke station traveling east at 45 mph. Train 2 leaves Arlington at 12:32 heading westbound at 92 kph. If train 2 is driven by a one armed engineer, then who would win a dual to the death using marshmallows? Nexa or Samira?

I think everyone wins with that one... or loses really. The battle would be fun to watch at first but it'd only be a matter of time before they joined forces and wiped out the rest of us instead.

Question 4.) (OK, I lied, there were more than 3) Complete the following sentance:

With a mighty _flourish_ of his __wombat__, King _Kao_ Sentanced the evil arch__Emo__ __Bhodi__ to a lifetime of _muteness (or 72 hours)_. Then _beer_ was served for tea!


Question 6.)
What should I name my plecostimus?

Sumitsocelp? It's vampiric right? They always spell their names backwards.


Can I eat the now?

Oh sorry, how could I not recognize a wombat when I see one?

Name the fish Leviathan.

6: Name him Kao, after you, since you both suck.