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#102REDACTED, Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 12:50 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Do any of you have kids?
#103 Nov 27 2007 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
I do. He's 3 and smarter than you.
#104REDACTED, Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 12:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I hope he never finds his poppa's remarks.
#105 Nov 27 2007 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good
Are you f'ucking kidding me? I hope Alla stays in business for a few years. I am coming back through all of these with my son when we teach him rhetoric.
#106 Nov 27 2007 at 12:54 PM Rating: Decent
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
Are you f'ucking kidding me? I hope Alla stays in business for a few years. I am coming back through all of these with my son when we teach him rhetoric.


Don't forget to set your filters first.
#107REDACTED, Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 12:55 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Now I get why kids are such out of control, mindless terrors. It funny, you need a driver's license to drive a car, however, any idiot (and yes, when it comes to kids...I will flame) can have a kid.
#108 Nov 27 2007 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
Here's hoping someone posts in between this one and my last one.

You're a piece of work, kid.

"Waa, you're meaner than people in game"
"Waa, my mom died"
"Waa, you guys are d;cks"
"Waa, can't we all just get along?"

Fortunately for you they're outlawing competition in elementary schools, so if you ever have kids you won't have to explain how much of a loser you were.
#109 Nov 27 2007 at 12:55 PM Rating: Decent
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
Now I get why kids are such out of control, mindless terrors. It funny, you need a driver's license to drive a car, however, any idiot (and yes, when it comes to kids...I will flame) can have a kid.
You've met Drac?
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#110 Nov 27 2007 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Now I get why kids are such out of control, mindless terrors. It funny, you need a driver's license to drive a car, however, any idiot (and yes, when it comes to kids...I will flame) can have a kid.

That was a flame?

Pfft. Say what you like about my parenting philosophy. You register on my Opinions I Give a Sh;t About scale somewhere around my mother in law.
#111REDACTED, Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 12:59 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I hope "Alla" will get a little more from the mother's side then dad.
#112 Nov 27 2007 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
Cancer
Is fucking hilarious:10 (40.0%)
Is an awful disease that should not be joked about:2 (8.0%)
Is a sign of the zodiac:2 (8.0%)
Is oozing from Bencore's *** like a dead brown duck:11 (44.0%)
Total:25
#113 Nov 27 2007 at 1:02 PM Rating: Decent
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
I hope "Alla" will get a little more from the mother's side then dad.


I thought she was dead. Or are you calling Alla a necrophiliac? Either way your mother's a *****.
#114 Nov 27 2007 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
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I hope "Alla" will get a little more from the mother's side then dad.

Do you even know where you're posting?

Allakhazam's Magical Realm

Bob you're a moron.
#115REDACTED, Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 1:06 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I am a loser because:
#116 Nov 27 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
My *** tastes of artichokes and parmigiani on a bed of pan-dried calamari
I'll pass thanks.

This is "trying too hard" like taking a 5 page Corriculum Vitae with you to order a Big Mac Meal
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#117 Nov 27 2007 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
bencore the Braindead wrote:
I am a loser because...

I have over 6000 hits on my website a day.

Have been Web comic of the week in my first 3 weeks. ITWORLD.com

I have probably one of the most prominent web comic "dinosaur comics" advertise on my site (thanks by the way...I love your comic, if you are listening)

All this and have a full time job.


You're right...I don't want little susie knowing that about me.


And you....probably have a lvl 70 character? Wow, I would really push that.

Peace.


I have an army of sapphic soldiers who clamor to suck every last drop of my ***** out of me. They work in shifts throughout the day. They exist for no other purpose.

Top that.
#118 Nov 27 2007 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
I am a loser because...

I have over 6000 hits on my website a day.

Have been Web comic of the week in my first 3 weeks. ITWORLD.com

I have probably one of the most prominent web comic "dinosaur comics" advertise on my site (thanks by the way...I love your comic, if you are listening)

All this and have a full time job.


You're right...I don't want little susie knowing that about me.


And you....probably have a lvl 70 character? Wow, I would really push that.

Peace.

ps...sorry I thought you were Muslim...Alla

Edited, Nov 27th 2007 4:08pm by bencore


Isn't there some law about this? Doesn't this technically fit into the "I make 10 figures a year, have a beautiful wife, kid, house, car of my dreams, have it made so I'm not a loser"?

Nothing on that list proves you're not a fuCking ******.
#119 Nov 27 2007 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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I have over 6000 hits on my website a day.

Have been Web comic of the week in my first 3 weeks. ITWORLD.com

I have probably one of the most prominent web comic "dinosaur comics" advertise on my site (thanks by the way...I love your comic, if you are listening)

All this and have a full time job.

You feel pretty good about yourself right now, don't you?
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I am a loser because...

We says so.
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ps...sorry I thought you were Muslim...Alla

Common mistake. Most loser idiots make it, and there's a metric f'uck ton of them.
#120 Nov 27 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Default
so answer this...
how many level 70 character do you have?

Do I feel good about myself? I feel like I have accomplished a lot, however, everyone can acomplish this and probably sooo much more.

Maybe one day you'll understand.

Peace.

Edited, Nov 27th 2007 4:17pm by bencore
#121 Nov 27 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Decent
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
so answer this...
how many level 70 character do you have?


Try 0

#122 Nov 27 2007 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
so answer this...
how many level 70 character do you have?

Do I feel good about myself? I feel like I have accomplished a lot, however, everyone can acomplish this and probably sooo much more.

Maybe one day you'll understand.

Peace.

Many of We could probably purchase you and your employer several times over.

We just wouldn't.
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#123 Nov 27 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
bencore the Braindead wrote:
so answer this...
how many level 70 character do you have?
I'm the only 70yo. character in this joint.
#124 Nov 27 2007 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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so answer this...
how many level 70 character do you have?

Do I feel good about myself? I feel like I have accomplished a lot, however, everyone can acomplish this and probably sooo much more.

Maybe one day you'll understand.

Full disclosure: 1 70. 3 years of playing WoW and 1 Bob damned character to level 70. See what infants and toddlers do to gaming time, kids?

You didn't answer the question. Does all of that bullsh;t you threw out make you feel good about yourself? Do you like tossing it in other people's faces? Are you trying to impress me with your accomplishments? Big man!

You, regardless of your "accomplishments" are a loser.
#125REDACTED, Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 1:27 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) hmmmm. Actually it does make me feel good about myself.
#126 Nov 27 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
bencore the Braindead wrote:
How about list some of your major accomplishments in life? I'm not trying to hog all of the spotlight here.
I once killed a man, but not before skull fucking his wife in front of him. Boy, those were the days.

You can't even buy entertainment like that anymore.
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