They're all bigger/fatter/larger/taller/prettier than the other.
That is IMPOSSIBLE because someone HAS to be the worst one of all.
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Literally. As in "It's literally raining cats and dogs."
No. Its not. Its figuratively raining cats and dogs. It's especially troublesome when coming from newscasters.
No. Its not. Its figuratively raining cats and dogs. It's especially troublesome when coming from newscasters.
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do"
My office mate says this every day when he leaves like it's the cleverest thing in the world. The worst part is every day he waits around like he's expecting some sort of reply.
My office mate says this every day when he leaves like it's the cleverest thing in the world. The worst part is every day he waits around like he's expecting some sort of reply.
Celcio wrote:
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do"
My office mate says this every day when he leaves like it's the cleverest thing in the world. The worst part is every day he waits around like he's expecting some sort of reply.
My office mate says this every day when he leaves like it's the cleverest thing in the world. The worst part is every day he waits around like he's expecting some sort of reply.
Just tell him, "I can't think of anything you wouldn't do."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Some of my company's British cohorts will use phrases I never heard here in the states.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. I laugh when I hear it, it's just silly.
Half O'Clock. Ask a Brit what time it is and you may hear "Half 7" .. what is that? Is it 3:30, is it half PAST 7, half UNTIL 7? Work with me here.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. I laugh when I hear it, it's just silly.
Half O'Clock. Ask a Brit what time it is and you may hear "Half 7" .. what is that? Is it 3:30, is it half PAST 7, half UNTIL 7? Work with me here.
mfbrownbear wrote:
Some of my company's British cohorts will use phrases I never heard here in the states.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. I laugh when I hear it, it's just silly.
Half O'Clock. Ask a Brit what time it is and you may hear "Half 7" .. what is that? Is it 3:30, is it half PAST 7, half UNTIL 7? Work with me here.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. I laugh when I hear it, it's just silly.
Half O'Clock. Ask a Brit what time it is and you may hear "Half 7" .. what is that? Is it 3:30, is it half PAST 7, half UNTIL 7? Work with me here.
And as for other annoyisms. . .
Any man who says "Oh Bless!"
And how about:
He: "It's raining outside"
She: "Is it?"
1. He's a fUckwit. Why 'outside'? Where else is it going to rain?
2. "You callin' me a liar, beeotch?"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Samira wrote:
Celcio wrote:
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do"
My office mate says this every day when he leaves like it's the cleverest thing in the world. The worst part is every day he waits around like he's expecting some sort of reply.
My office mate says this every day when he leaves like it's the cleverest thing in the world. The worst part is every day he waits around like he's expecting some sort of reply.
Just tell him, "I can't think of anything you wouldn't do."
"I did your mom"
"I'd just assume kick myself in the face."
Because, "assume" isn't the word that you're looking for right there.
Because, "assume" isn't the word that you're looking for right there.
MentalFrog"I dunno. What do you want to do?"
or
When you don't like a certain food, a person will say, "Oh, c'mon you'll like these."
I usually tell them, I cannot eat it because it will give me explosive diarrhea.
That usually does the trick.
Edited, Nov 30th 2007 3:29am by bencore
You paid for premium so you could use that GIF to represent yourself to the rest of the population here?
Got it. So the fact that you're a necroposting f'uck-wad who thinks we'll be dazzled by your life changing profundity isn't the only reason we should feel sorry for you.
As long as we have that straight.
Got it. So the fact that you're a necroposting f'uck-wad who thinks we'll be dazzled by your life changing profundity isn't the only reason we should feel sorry for you.
As long as we have that straight.
#64REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 12:56 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Boy, the natives are restless here.
I expectd so much more from the big, bad Asylum. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I tried to get the OoT involved, too. They say he's not worth the keystrokes 
#67REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 3:47 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I take it that you are the corben in the website that you are advertising in your avatar? Well I looked over the site and you know something? It's kind of retarded. Firstly your trying to make out that you hacked WoW and managed to put yourself in the game, you make out you're some kind of hot shot programmer and you wear this kind of gay hat that you think makes you look like a bad *** computer hacker when in reality you're just a geeky little computer nerd that jerks off over naked night elves. You fail and so does your web site.
bencore the Braindead wrote:
Boy..the natives are restless here.
I thought people were asses in the game. But you, my dear, take the cake.
Feel sorry for me? why? I am a big boy.
You think a little negative comment is going to get me all riled up?
Please come up with something original rather than the 4th grade "Fu*k wad" remark...how about...
"hey moron, I have seen more creativity in a funeral parlor"
or
"wow, your retarded. I think you may have more luck in a turkish prison."
C'mon it's fun...come up with another one.
LOL
I thought people were asses in the game. But you, my dear, take the cake.
Feel sorry for me? why? I am a big boy.
You think a little negative comment is going to get me all riled up?
Please come up with something original rather than the 4th grade "Fu*k wad" remark...how about...
"hey moron, I have seen more creativity in a funeral parlor"
or
"wow, your retarded. I think you may have more luck in a turkish prison."
C'mon it's fun...come up with another one.
LOL
You, fUcking cheesy twit. Wasn't you recently trying to correct my grammar? Tare's law or whichever one that is. Up yours.
bencore the Braindead wrote:
I thought people were asses in the game.
You mince in here necroposting a perfectly good thread wiuth assinine non-sequiturs, ******* your pre-teen avatard in font of my eyes, insult the man I love (Hugglez Moe) and expect to be treated like one of us?
We (tm) will just delight in the fact that you'll be below the default filter before long and can indulge yourself in private.
CUnt
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
bencore the Braindead wrote:
LOL.
you are too funny.
Thanks for filtering me. I now can post in peace.
By the way...I am sure your mom (you know, the lady you're living with) would love to hear you talk this way.
Peace.
you are too funny.
Thanks for filtering me. I now can post in peace.
By the way...I am sure your mom (you know, the lady you're living with) would love to hear you talk this way.
Peace.
Where do you think he learned?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
bencore the Braindead wrote:
LOL.
you are too funny.
Thanks for filtering me. I now can post in peace.
By the way...I am sure your mom (you know, the lady you're living with) would love to hear you talk this way.
Peace.
you are too funny.
Thanks for filtering me. I now can post in peace.
By the way...I am sure your mom (you know, the lady you're living with) would love to hear you talk this way.
Peace.
Your mom didn't mind so much what makes you think mine will care?
" I'm not a racist, but....."
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
#76REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 27 2007 at 11:31 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I try to keep it pretty clean.
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