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#27 Nov 12 2007 at 10:32 AM Rating: Decent
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"I'm fixin' to..."
Stop fixin' to do something and just do it!

"Common sense."
In my experience, sense is generally not very common.
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#28 Nov 12 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Anything with the word "like" in it.

That and let "Pot meet kettle" RIP already.
#29 Nov 12 2007 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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#30 Nov 12 2007 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Tell me about it. Everytime I clear my cookies, I have to type that lame *** name in.
#31 Nov 12 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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"It's a mute point"

#32 Nov 12 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Celcio wrote:
"It's a mute point"



Not so stupid to a mime.
#33 Nov 12 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Celcio wrote:
"It's a mute point"



Not so stupid to a mime.









#34 Nov 12 2007 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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I disagree.
#35 Nov 12 2007 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
"I just sent you an e-mail"

My boss calls me every single time he sends me an e-mail to tell me that very fact and wants me to read it while he's on the phone.

#36 Nov 12 2007 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Quote:


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Smiley: motz

Edited, Nov 12th 2007 2:21pm by Celcio
#37 Nov 12 2007 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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"No, I have a headache."

But endorphins cure headaches baby!

Edited, Nov 12th 2007 2:27pm by fhrugby
#38 Nov 12 2007 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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"I thought " ........
#39 Nov 12 2007 at 12:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Git 'er done!


Smiley: disappointed
#40 Nov 12 2007 at 12:50 PM Rating: Good
I'm writing this retort not because you bruised my intestines, but because I DON'T CARE. Really, look at how much I don't care. <wall of text describing how much they don't care>
#41 Nov 12 2007 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
"I just sent you an e-mail"

My boss calls me every single time he sends me an e-mail to tell me that very fact and wants me to read it while he's on the phone.



My boss is in the office next door. He'll come over after he's sent me an email to explain what he said in the email. Not always, but pretty often.
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#42 Nov 12 2007 at 2:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I do that, but only with the people I think are too stupid to grasp the complex nuances of my communiques.
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#43 Nov 12 2007 at 2:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I do that, but only with the people I think are too stupid to grasp the complex nuances of my communiques.


Are you trying to tell me my boss thinks I'm stupid? Smiley: mad
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#44 Nov 12 2007 at 2:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, I would have came over and told you that directly if I was. Now Dave up in the traffic office he's stupid...
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#45 Nov 12 2007 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
"No offense, but..." right before saying something that will most likely offend.

From the days working at the strip club:

(While looking at the sign that says Admission $20.) "How much to get in?"

"How do you get out?" (Standing next to the door with EXIT in large letters.)



#46 Nov 12 2007 at 5:18 PM Rating: Decent
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While we're including butchered cliches, I actually saw this one on alla:
"Taken for granite."

So bad it became a meme for a competing forum.

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I'm writing this retort not because you bruised my intestines, but because I DON'T CARE. Really, look at how much I don't care. <wall of text describing how much they don't care>


But I really don't.
#47 Nov 12 2007 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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Hold my beer and watch this!


You live in the south, don't you.
#48 Nov 12 2007 at 6:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Demea of Doom wrote:
"I'm fixin' to..."
Stop fixin' to do something and just do it!


I second that!
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#49 Nov 12 2007 at 9:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your sew retarted.
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#50 Nov 13 2007 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
"Your a moran"
#51REDACTED, Posted: Nov 13 2007 at 9:42 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) "i see what you're saying"
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