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#252 Nov 28 2007 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
That reminds me...
I got beer in the fridge..brb

I have to say...I don't know you, but I LOVE the IRISH

You even think of hitting on Nadenu, and I'll rip your head off and Shit down your neck.

If she's out of reach to me, then I'd never accept the thought of an invertebrate like you soiling her perdy eyes with your e-*******.

Oh, and a little factoid, sparky. I am Nobby. Calling me 'King' makes baby jesus cry.


Now once you've crawled through your piles of soiled kleenex "tummy wipes" to the fridge, hauled a tin of Bud Light from next to the lube and told your Mom that you really are revising like a good boy should, click on "Forums" (I knew you krazy Ameh'cuns would struggle with a latinate plural like "Fora") and you'll find one called "WoW".

There you'll meet other adolescent intellects who'll view your photoshop prowess and gobble on your e-peen like the bald-twatted girlies at a Justin Trousersnake backstage partay.



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#253REDACTED, Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 1:07 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Oh you'll be suprised when I sign up for another 3 months!
#254REDACTED, Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 1:24 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I did grow up in a trailer park. It wasn't so bad. I guess I was a middle American (and damn proud of that).
#255 Nov 28 2007 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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bencore the Braindead wrote:
I did grow up in a trailer park..It wasn't so bad. I guess I was a middle American
Smiley: dubious
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#256 Nov 28 2007 at 1:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Also, only wierdos troll for girlfriends on the boards. "To catch a predator"...you ever heard of it?


BURN JOPH!!
#257 Nov 28 2007 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Also, only wierdos troll for girlfriends on the boards. "To catch a predator"...you ever heard of it?

BURN JOPH!!
Flea was a predator. She touched me in my bathing suit places Smiley: frown
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#258 Nov 28 2007 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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I troll for my men in chat rooms. Much safer. /nod
#259 Nov 28 2007 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Nadenu, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I troll for my men in chat rooms. Much safer. /nod


a/s/l?
#260 Nov 28 2007 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Quote:
(I knew you krazy Ameh'cuns would struggle with a latinate plural like "Fora")


I referred to them as fora and someone corrected my spelling. Smiley: cry
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#261 Nov 28 2007 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Quote:
(I knew you krazy Ameh'cuns would struggle with a latinate plural like "Fora")


I referred to them as fora and someone corrected my spelling. Smiley: cry
Ignorami!
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#262 Nov 28 2007 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Huh?

Edited, Nov 28th 2007 2:58pm by Tare
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#263 Nov 28 2007 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Also, only wierdos troll for girlfriends on the boards.


Easy, now.

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#264 Nov 28 2007 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Quote:
(I knew you krazy Ameh'cuns would struggle with a latinate plural like "Fora")


I referred to them as fora and someone corrected my spelling. Smiley: cry
Ignorami!


Oh, I just love that. Fold me a swarn, if'n you don't mind.
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#265 Nov 28 2007 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Quote:
(I knew you krazy Ameh'cuns would struggle with a latinate plural like "Fora")


I referred to them as fora and someone corrected my spelling. Smiley: cry
Ignorami!


Oh, I just love that. Fold me a swarn, if'n you don't mind.
Well, technically. it's a "crane", but in reality it looks like a crumpled piece of paper.

I blame recycling
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#266 Nov 30 2007 at 4:05 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not racist but . . .

Always followed by a racist comment, so shouldn't the phrase be "well I'm a racist so . . . "?
#267 Nov 30 2007 at 4:38 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Also, only wierdos troll for girlfriends on the boards. "To catch a predator"...you ever heard of it?

BURN JOPH!!
Flea was a predator. She touched me in my bathing suit places Smiley: frown
Mostly his nose and kneecaps.You wouldn't *believe* how he wears his bathing suit.
#268 Nov 30 2007 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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Yanari said...

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I'm not racist but . . .


I think I did that one already about 4 pages back. Probably got lost in mess tho.

Edited, Nov 30th 2007 1:41pm by paulsol
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#269 Dec 01 2007 at 3:11 AM Rating: Good
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paulsol the Righteous wrote:
Yanari said...

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I'm not racist but . . .


I think I did that one already about 4 pages back. Probably got lost in mess tho.

Typical fUckin' Maori trash
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#270 Dec 01 2007 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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Oi!

Not so long aga, I'd have cooked and eaten your skinny white butt for that.

Besides 'we' were 'here' first ya know?
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#271 Dec 01 2007 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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I love the default filter.
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