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#227REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 12:23 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) you're kidding, correct?
Why would there be lovers in hell?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Why would there be lovers in hell?
You're kidding, right?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Why would there be policemen in heaven?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Why would there be policemen in heaven?
Joph thinks I'm going to heaven!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Joke's on you. Heaven is full of conservatives.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Joke's on you. Heaven is full of conservatives.
What a bizarre place.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
OK. It killed the cat, and cats are twats, so peeking under the filter, I see:
And in both scenarios, they all died at the hands of gun-obsessed, bible-toting xenophobic trash from bentcore's trailer-park.
Good heavens, sir. Your worldly awareness astounds me. Your in-depth experience of European professions tells me you couldn't find the fUcking Pacific on a map.
Now if it were funny, with the English apologising to the Germans for defeating them in WW2, the French finding that the Swiss taste better with more garlic, and the Italians surrendering, (just in case), you might have a point. Alas, I've read better in Hassidic kosher fortune cookies.
As I said before, trying too hard is worse than not trying at all.
Please. Just FUck Off, OK?
/filter back on
bencore the Braindead wrote:
if you want a good english joke....Here ya go
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.
And in both scenarios, they all died at the hands of gun-obsessed, bible-toting xenophobic trash from bentcore's trailer-park.
Good heavens, sir. Your worldly awareness astounds me. Your in-depth experience of European professions tells me you couldn't find the fUcking Pacific on a map.
Now if it were funny, with the English apologising to the Germans for defeating them in WW2, the French finding that the Swiss taste better with more garlic, and the Italians surrendering, (just in case), you might have a point. Alas, I've read better in Hassidic kosher fortune cookies.
As I said before, trying too hard is worse than not trying at all.
Please. Just FUck Off, OK?
/filter back on
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Samira wrote:
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
Why would there be lovers in hell?
You're kidding, right?
Conservatives in heaven, lovers in hell.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
My libran scale is bouncing all over the place.
Edited, Nov 28th 2007 9:36pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
The lovers/bankers joke is a bit forced. It's not as though there's a meme stating that the Swiss are rotten in bed.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#237REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 12:40 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) wow, someone's mad.
bencore the Braindead wrote:
wow, someone's mad...
sore spot....maybe truth hurts.
sore spot....maybe truth hurts.
Yeeeeah, that's probably it.
By the way, Nixnot thinks you're a hottie.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#239REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 12:43 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) you haven't dated a swiss....
I once dated a Russian Jewish political refugee though. True story.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
bencore the Braindead wrote:
you haven't dated a swiss....
You sound like the guys who make "N1gguh" jokes when they've only ever spoken to black people through toughened glass.
FUcking idiot.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
bencore the Braindead wrote:
wow, someone's mad...
sore spot....maybe truth hurts.
sore spot....maybe truth hurts.
Still Swiss, Italian, French, Irish....a lover's a lover. It's all good.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
#243REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 12:54 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Wow...someone just threw out the N word.
I'm Irish. We're hated by all. But we're drunk, so we don't care.
bencore the Braindead wrote:
Can you tell I was from the Latch key generation?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Elinda, Star Breaker wrote:
bencore the Braindead wrote:
wow, someone's mad...
sore spot....maybe truth hurts.
sore spot....maybe truth hurts.
Still Swiss, Italian, French, Irish....a lover's a lover. It's all good.
Italian women tend to talk too much when they're making jiggy, but on the plus side, their thighs muffle the whittering effectively, and even they can't talk much with their mouths full.
As an aside, my experience of American wimmins is one of unbridled ecstasy. Feel free to send more
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
#248REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 1:00 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I saw an English Military Issue rifle on ebay.
day one. It seems that I am making a lot of new friends. Why just today someone told me I was a moron (even though they spelled it wrong), rather than an idiot. I know these natives can be tamed. Peace to you my brothers, Ben
Day two. I have noticed a couple of things here. #1 Some of the premium members must have not been held as a child (or maybe even dropped a few times). This could explain the lack of compassion. #2 If you need to get some actual valuable advice, you need to look for someone who has an avatar that is original. They seem to don the same ol overused pictures. Even though the pictures have been around the net for over 5 years. I haven't given up hope on these people. Well...maybe one. :) Peace to you my brothers, Ben
Day two. I have noticed a couple of things here. #1 Some of the premium members must have not been held as a child (or maybe even dropped a few times). This could explain the lack of compassion. #2 If you need to get some actual valuable advice, you need to look for someone who has an avatar that is original. They seem to don the same ol overused pictures. Even though the pictures have been around the net for over 5 years. I haven't given up hope on these people. Well...maybe one. :) Peace to you my brothers, Ben
One + for this guy though. The only thing better than sub-defing someone is sub-defing someone who paid for premium.
#251REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 28 2007 at 1:06 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) And before "Dolphin safe tuna"
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