I am walking through a park, poorly lit, not a soul in sight. All of a sudden I notice someone. I do a double take because they are walking all messed up and something doesnt seem right. In the light I notice he is wearing a sack over his head. Looks like the hood Jason wore in Friday the 13th part 2. I was getting creeped out.
The guy notices me and makes a bee line for me. Breathing heavy, walking all f'ucked up. So I speed up, he speeds up. I make for the road he follows.
I made a break for it and got to the road, traffic started to go by and I headed for a group of people. I looked back and the creepy f'uck in the sack mask sinks back into the shadows and hides in some shrubs.
Serious creepy oompa loompa vibe.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Wait, didn't that happen to Bhodi too not that long ago? Maybe the ghost of Thundra is haunting Asylumites.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
No, this is a completely original tale.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You should have just turned and said, "I have a piece mother fucker, if you take another step towards me, I'll blow your fucking head off."
That would have been lulz.
That would have been lulz.
P'ussy. Expect to see your goofy whiteass running on youtube any second now.
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
Wait, didn't that happen to Bhodi too not that long ago? Maybe the ghost of Thundra is haunting Asylumites.
Was it Samuel Johnson who said "Your Manuscript was both good and original. Sadly, the parts that were good were not original, and those that were original were not good"?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
Was it Samuel Johnson who said "Your Manuscript was both good and original. Sadly, the parts that were good were not original, and those that were original were not good"?
Then he called me "Motherfucker".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Was it Samuel Johnson who said "Your Manuscript was both good and original. Sadly, the parts that were good were not original, and those that were original were not good"?
Then he called me "Motherfucker".
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I didn't have my hair did. 
need to borrow my leatherman? It's certified stabby for people possibly trying to kill you.
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Man, Bhodi is such a pUssy.
The guy notices me and makes a bee line for me. Breathing heavy, walking all f'ucked up. So I speed up, he speeds up. I make for the road he follows.
I made a break for it and got to the road, traffic started to go by and I headed for a group of people. I looked back and the creepy f'uck in the sack mask sinks back into the shadows and hides in some shrubs.
I had to ****, actually. Shy bladder.
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