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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I don't think you can fit a lager crustacean in dem panties. Smash?
I think my next vacation will be to Maine. I'll get drunk and pass out in the street.
Front page news, right there.
Front page news, right there.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
...and from the state's capitol city.
the kj wrote:
Perils of parallel parking
The actual method of parking is easy for even a child to pick up (though the former boyfriend who taught this writer would beg to differ), but it is the aspect of flawlessly getting into the parallel spot without side-swiping, tapping or scratching other cars that is the hard part.
When city Councilor Stan Koski met with the Kennebec Commuter and the KJ's editorial board last Monday, he mentioned he saw a potential problem with downtown Augusta's renaissance: the overabundance of parallel parking spots. Although he was trying to remain "gender neutral," he said, "Women tend to do the shopping for the family, and there are studies that indicate women are not as good as men at parallel parking."
The actual method of parking is easy for even a child to pick up (though the former boyfriend who taught this writer would beg to differ), but it is the aspect of flawlessly getting into the parallel spot without side-swiping, tapping or scratching other cars that is the hard part.
When city Councilor Stan Koski met with the Kennebec Commuter and the KJ's editorial board last Monday, he mentioned he saw a potential problem with downtown Augusta's renaissance: the overabundance of parallel parking spots. Although he was trying to remain "gender neutral," he said, "Women tend to do the shopping for the family, and there are studies that indicate women are not as good as men at parallel parking."
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I think my next vacation will be to Maine. I'll get drunk and pass out in the street.
Front page news, right there.
Front page news, right there.
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I think my next vacation will be to Maine. I'll get drunk and pass out in the street.
Front page news, right there.
Front page news, right there.
Yeah, we call that "Thursday".
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I think my next vacation will be to Maine. I'll get drunk and pass out in the street.
Front page news, right there.
Front page news, right there.
Ayuh, we call that "Thuhsday".
Nexa
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