NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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Disappointing BT.
Disappointing BT.
Kool-Aid, *****!
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Read previous. I blame beer.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Read previous. I blame beer.
Hey, that's my excuse!
Wheee?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Read previous. I blame beer.
Hey, that's my excuse!
Wheee?
WE are whee'd.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Read previous. I blame beer.
Hey, that's my excuse!
Wheee?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I blame beer.
Quit giving me ****, I used this exact same excuse the day after making this thread.
Except I'm not some pUssy who gets buzzed off five beers. I get wasted off upward of fifteen.
And Flea, I don't know what the hell you're saying when it's in Spanish or whatever lessor tongue that was.I'm going to assume you agree that I should be a guru.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
And Flea, I don't know what the hell you're saying when it's in Spanish
Basically I said that when you beg in the streets, you beg for my attention.
I'm drunk.
+1
+1
Atomicflea wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
And Flea, I don't know what the hell you're saying when it's in Spanish
Basically I said that when you beg in the streets, you beg for my attention.
I reckon Neph didn't understand what you said, either, and he's a metrosexual who actually sees Spanish-speaking folks regularly.
Oh, and babelfish is really bad, then.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
And Flea, I don't know what the hell you're saying when it's in Spanish
Basically I said that when you beg in the streets, you beg for my attention.
I reckon Neph didn't understand what you said, either, and he's a metrosexual who actually sees Spanish-speaking folks regularly.
Oh, and babelfish is really bad, then.
Of course I understood what she was saying. The point is, sometimes good people do and say dumb things. The sooner you apologize, the sooner we can go back to bashing Katie and trying to make everything into a BT/Aegis bestiality joke. Or is it "an". Abbreviations call for "an" correct?
Oh, no problem. I apologize hollowly all the time for **** I do and say when I'm drunk.
Sorry folks.
I'd use "a" before BT, because it still makes a consonant sound first, unlike an MF'er.
Sorry folks.
I'd use "a" before BT, because it still makes a consonant sound first, unlike an MF'er.
Katie's a fat ***** who likes to eat and prostitute herself.
See how good that feels? Welcome home a BT.
See how good that feels? Welcome home a BT.
I don't think the problem is so much that I'm dumb and boring as much as insulting me in that specific way may serve your desire to be elitist but you aren't actually bothering to be incisive.
If there ever comes a day that I take enough notice of you to insult you, you'll be able to distinguish between it and me simply emotionlessly stating an obvious fact.
Trust me on this one, kitten.
You're too boring to bother insulting, and there's the rub.
QED
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It has been real, kiddos. I think it has been a most entertaining thread. If nothing else, it proves that Atomic Flea's comparison of the Asylum to Eddie Murphy is quite apt--basically, the distant history of it being funny recedes far into past, replaced by an overbloated den of mediocrity and played out cliches.
But I'll give you this--you guys are sure consistent.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 10:09pm by Annabella
But I'll give you this--you guys are sure consistent.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 10:09pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
the distant history of it being funny recedes far into past, replaced by an overbloated den of mediocrity and played out cliches.
In all seriousnesses, the fact that you write so stunningly poorly that it causes me physical pain to read your posts probably isn't helping you case any. I mean it's bad. Not bad in that uneducated person sort of just confused way, either, but bad in that really unique way that makes all embarrassed for you. It's sort of like someone gave you a thesaurus but secretly rearranged the words. Reread what you've written there and be honest with yourself. Even to you, the author, does it evoke any feelings other than pity?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Lady Annabella wrote:
But I'll give you this--you guys are sure consistent.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
But I'll give you this--you guys are sure consistent.
And, the occasional Spice Girl insemination on the side.
If we re-learned something from this thread it is either "BT might be able to write an entertaining post, but has the decision making abilities of a kumquat" or "The sandbox is ***, lawls".
Either way Katie is still an undereducated, overfed *****.
Either way Katie is still an undereducated, overfed *****.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Oh, and babelfish is really bad, then.
Lady Annabella wrote:
an overbloated den of mediocrity
Now you're just trying too hard. Really. Oh yeah, and down with Katie and stuff.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 10:10pm by Atomicflea
I'm not sure about you guys but here the words "bloated mediocrity" aren't exactly obscure but if you need a thesaurus to use polysyllabic words, I worry about you. Btw, I'm not sure why I need the last word. But you know, rock on or whatever you do here.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 11:17pm by Annabella
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 11:17pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Hamfisted.
The word describes your posting style and makes Katie hungry. Coincidence?
The word describes your posting style and makes Katie hungry. Coincidence?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Lady Annabella wrote:
I'm not sure why I need the last word. But you know, rock on or whatever you do here.
If you need help with that reference, you can look it up, too, dear. Hint: "Overbloated". And you have the nerve to try to instruct people on the proper use of language? Tsk, tsk. At least pick a sport where you don't throw like a girl.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 10:25pm by Atomicflea
Perhaps I need to heal thyself but btw, bloated was the intended word. Overbloated in terms of describing mediocrity is redundant since it isn't a desirable trait in the first place.
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 11:30pm by Annabella
Edited, Oct 28th 2007 11:30pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Lady Annabella wrote:
but btw, bloated was the intended use
This is fun. Eventually I'll get sleepy, but it's almost like bidding on Ebay at this point, plus it's postcount +1rrific.
So if I'm reading things right, I discern that the general consensus indicates I should start making a thread like this every weekend.
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