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#127 Oct 28 2007 at 6:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Well, as long as you don't want your own thread about it, great.

Edited, Oct 28th 2007 7:55am by Tare
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#128 Oct 28 2007 at 6:59 AM Rating: Default
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It's Tom Green over there, and this is just more Eddie Murphy.



FTFY

At least Seinfeld kept his dignity.
#129 Oct 28 2007 at 7:17 AM Rating: Default
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At least Seinfeld kept his dignity.


Bee Movie? I doubt it.
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#130 Oct 28 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Default
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At least Seinfeld kept his dignity.


Bee Movie? I doubt it.


In comparison to the hack Tom Green? Yeah, I think Seinfeld did alright.
#131 Oct 28 2007 at 7:22 AM Rating: Default
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In comparison to the hack Tom Green? Yeah, I think Seinfeld did alright.


Well, compared against Tom Green, yes. That guy was born with no dignity and still went downhill from there. Compared against any other halfway decent comedian, No. At least not in my eyes.
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#132 Oct 28 2007 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
ATOMICFLEA wrote:
It's Tom Green over there, and this is just more Eddie Murphy.



FTFY

At least Seinfeld kept his dignity.


Get it right, chump.
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#133 Oct 28 2007 at 8:09 AM Rating: Default
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Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
ATOMICFLEA wrote:
It's Tom Green over there, and this is just more Eddie Murphy.



FTFY

At least Seinfeld kept his dignity.


Get it right, chump.



What can I say? I can't be bothered with names.
#134 Oct 28 2007 at 8:38 AM Rating: Default
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If she's intelligent I have no doubt she does her job well, because it would be a damn shame to have a retarded kiddie headshrinker, but I have yet to see that psychology employed here. It's not about proving yourself, you insecure ninny. Sheesh.Stop thinking in prepubescent terms. We're not an elitist highschool. We're more like an elitist very crabby bowling team.
I'll be honest:What I can't stand from the OOT is the dumbass-juvenile--teehee-OMG-cutesy-poor-man's-Drawn-Together-humour. It's Jerry Sienfeld over there, and this is just more Eddie Murphy. Leave your pissed-upon blankies at the door here. We only cuddle you if we like you and quite frankly, righ now you're just some ***** we fuck and then kick out of bed. It's just the way.





Edited, Oct 28th 2007 8:08am by Atomicflea




Fucking Amen.


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#135 Oct 28 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
ME wrote:
It's Tom Green over there, and this is just more Eddie Murphy.



FTFY

At least Seinfeld kept his dignity.
Don't assume to know my mind, hack. Tom Green was never funny. Seinfield was funny upon a rare occasion, but never as funny as he thought he was.
#136 Oct 28 2007 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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Fuck you, BT. I'm karma-camping you now, whenever I remember to. Good Lord.


Oh come on, this is the most popular thread since Eldy's bad night at McDonald's. Clearly I was doing something right. Clearly we all enjoy denegrating the sandbox and its denizens, and we just don't do it enough lately. It's a bonding experience. You should be camping me to guru, if anything.
#137 Oct 28 2007 at 9:53 AM Rating: Default
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Green pls?
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#138 Oct 28 2007 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
ATOMICFLEA wrote:
It's Tom Green over there, and this is just more Eddie Murphy.



FTFY

At least Seinfeld kept his dignity.


Get it right, chump.



What can I say? I can't read.


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#139 Oct 28 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Atomicflea wrote:

If she's intelligent I have no doubt she does her job well, because it would be a damn shame to have a retarded kiddie headshrinker, but I have yet to see that psychology employed here. It's not about proving yourself, you insecure ninny. Sheesh.Stop thinking in prepubescent terms. We're not an elitist highschool. We're more like an elitist very crabby bowling team.



I think you are reading too much into this thread. And don't worry Atomic Flea, I don't really want to be an asylumite. I think you guys are so used to a single narrative you don't hear anything else. It was all about how I didn't want to post on the Asylum. It's not personal. I don't hate the asylum. It's just something that doesn't interest me (except in threads that concern me and occasionally otherwise). Exodus and BT can't conceive of that apparently, demanding I post in the Asylum. Thus a retarded thread.

What I find confusing is why people still think I am either afraid or wanting to prove myself here? If I really did, I would have posted here some time ago.

Edited, Oct 28th 2007 2:22pm by Annabella
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#140 Oct 28 2007 at 10:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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We don't care either way. This is just a secret ply for us to increase our post counts.
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#141 Oct 28 2007 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes, two-ply. Because we like it soft.
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#142 Oct 28 2007 at 10:33 AM Rating: Good
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Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
We don't care either way. This is just a secret ply for us to increase our post counts.


Meh, I thought it was just a chance for asylumites to bond in that time-honored way considering how dead it has been here lately. And if it takes random OOT-bashing to boost the collective self-esteem, I'm happy that BT engaged in this type of internet *********
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#144 Oct 28 2007 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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What I find confusing is why people still think I am either afraid or wanting to prove myself here? If I really did, I would have posted here some time ago.


Really? Because the consensus is that you're just far too stupid and banal to add anything. Either on it's own would still allow you to offer something to the discussion, Stupid but colorful clearly works here, as does smart and milquetoast. Stupid and mind numbingly boring and predictable though, not so much.
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#145 Oct 28 2007 at 11:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Really? Because the consensus is that you're just far too stupid and banal to add anything. Either on it's own would still allow you to offer something to the discussion, Stupid but colorful clearly works here, as does smart and milquetoast. Stupid and mind numbingly boring and predictable though, not so much.


I don't think the problem is so much that I'm dumb and boring as much as insulting me in that specific way may serve your desire to be elitist but you aren't actually bothering to be incisive. I predict here will be something about how you lack interest to actually be incisive, so I will save you the trouble. There is a bit of a wash, rinse and repeat cycle of insults. It may be years of dealing with random posters has made some of the posters here a bit toothless. However, I realize what is more likely is that Allakhazam is probably so deficient as a whole, that your commentary likely makes you one of the leading luminaries of your generation.

Edited, Oct 28th 2007 3:02pm by Annabella
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#146 Oct 28 2007 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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After browsing through this thread, reading every fifth post or so, I have decided that this thread phails. It phails big time.

Therefore, as the official drunk of We, I proclaim this thread #12.
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#147 Oct 28 2007 at 1:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't think the problem is so much that I'm dumb and boring as much as insulting me in that specific way may serve your desire to be elitist but you aren't actually bothering to be incisive. I predict here will be something about how you lack interest to actually be incisive, so I will save you the trouble. There is a bit of a wash, rinse and repeat cycle of insults. It may be years of dealing with random posters has made some of the posters here a bit toothless. However, I realize what is more likely is that Allakhazam is probably so deficient as a whole, that your commentary likely makes you one of the leading luminaries of your generation.

Its fun to see how hard people try to make themselves look intellectually superior. Your structure lacks on such a grand scale that specific criticism of your post is really just pointless. What you don't get, and don't show signs of changing, is that your reaction typifies the depth of lacking that you and the rest of your cohorts have. You try to rebut, refute or offer reply in general to someone who writes purely for the auto-erotic effect of the effort. That the reply itself is built on a foundation that can't support the load is immaterial. The decision to reply in the first place is your downfall.

Knowing your limits is key not only here but for life in general. I suggest introspection and an all around re-evaluation of the weapons and talents you can bring to bear. You may find f'ucking off an easier decision when you come to the realization that you're an idiot.
#148 Oct 28 2007 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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Lady Annabella wrote:
I think you are reading too much into this thread.

"A single narrative"? Nobby, I believe your ongoing Star Trek assylum saga is being insulted here. Smiley: rolleyes

Again, the headshrinking and rationalization are moot. We speak asshole here. Only a ninny, (ie, you) would attempt to psychoanalyze gibberish. This isn't our real life, or how we act in it, but being smart alecky putzes during poker night makes our tootsies warm. If it's not your 'narrative', oh well. I don't care either way. I just love a good excuse to karma camp.
#149 Oct 28 2007 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Disappointing BT.
#150 Oct 28 2007 at 1:57 PM Rating: Default
Wow, I had forgotten just how angry this place gets.

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#151 Oct 28 2007 at 2:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I do wish to proclaim that my 5th Pumpkin Ale caused me to read the original post only, hereby missing Demea's official proclamation of this thread being #12.

So, umm, yeah. This thread sucks?
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