Everyone, Make Her Feel ComfortableFollow

Color me super fUcking excited. No, really.

I'm not drinking so much tonight, because all I have in the house is liquor after Beer and Wine Friday, but I'll still pour a lowball or two and allow you to ramble incoherently at me.

Wanna know the secret to be accepted by the Assylum? We can tell you because most of you asshats wont get it, you will read this to mean what you want it to mean. It's kind of a Zen deal: You stop worrying about bein' accepted by the Assylum.

We post to amuse ourselves and pass the time, not in the hopes that your average ******* from the OoT will think we made a funny. Having said that, We can't stand douchery, true immaturity or a lack of imagination. Find your schtik and stick to it. Make it amusing, or at least interesting and grow a thick skin. We don't do hugs in here, unless you don't mind the groping as well.

Oh! and for fuck sake don't complain about how We don't like or accept you. Quit frankly you are a shrill, whiny ***** unworthy of Our notice beyond this post.

Tell me about your father...


Better?

Most of them use a generic insult form script. Though i suspect some of them are using an inuslt generating script. Much like the program gbaji uses to generate his posts.

I thought it was obvious from teh pumpkin. Wint = the word "twin" Wario is mario's evil twin. Wint is obviously someones evil twin! but who????

I would love to catch Sasquatch's ***.

Yeah! And I bet you have tons of sex! Totally! I only can cyber with hellboy :(

Edited, Oct 28th 2007 12:36am by Annabella

Threads like this does to the Asylum as children on tricycles to Michael Jackson.

BT, your avatard is moving backwards, and it frightens me.

Holy crap I didn't even notice that

I'm sure we'll need another 3 page thread with pics to decide.

But can she stick the landing?

Fuck you, BT. I'm karma-camping you now, whenever I remember to. Good Lord.

If she's intelligent I have no doubt she does her job well, because it would be a damn shame to have a retarded kiddie headshrinker, but I have yet to see that psychology employed here. It's not about proving yourself, you insecure ninny. Sheesh.Stop thinking in prepubescent terms. We're not an elitist highschool. We're more like an elitist very crabby bowling team.

I'll be honest:What I can't stand from the OOT is the dumbass-juvenile--teehee-OMG-cutesy-poor-man's-Drawn-Together-humour. It's Jerry Sienfeld over there, and this is just more Eddie Murphy. Leave your pissed-upon blankies at the door here. We only cuddle you if we like you and quite frankly, righ now you're just some ***** we fuck and then kick out of bed. It's just the way.





Edited, Oct 28th 2007 8:08am by Atomicflea