...but I couldn't pack more pathetic drama into one headline:
Pit Bulls Kill Miniature Horse Donated To Cancer-Stricken Child
It's not bad enough that the pit bulls are killing horses now, or bad enough that it was also an adorable miniature horse. No, it has to also be an adorable miniature horse that was DONATED to a cancer-stricken child.
I won't complain about my homework any more today.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Ok, so it's a little funny...I'm still snickering. If that makes me a bad person, so be it.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Quote:
The 31-inch tall horse, Anniversary
Wow, that's a tiny horse.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
*insert hung like a joke here*
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
My friend's parents decided they wanted to raise mini-horses so they bought a little piece o' prairie, set it up just right (with a mini barn and tiny, wittle saddles, I presume) and got themselves half a dozen little horses to start their mini-horse family.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Yea baby! I'm hung like a minature horse. Admit it, you're interested. Huh? Huh?
You know you are.
You know you are.
Princess Tare wrote:
My friend's parents decided they wanted to raise mini-horses so they bought a little piece o' prairie, set it up just right (with a mini barn and tiny, wittle saddles, I presume) and got themselves half a dozen little horses to start their mini-horse family.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Hey, at least they died quickly before the packs of roving pit bulls could tear them apart.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
My friend's parents decided they wanted to raise mini-horses so they bought a little piece o' prairie, set it up just right (with a mini barn and tiny, wittle saddles, I presume) and got themselves half a dozen little horses to start their mini-horse family.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Hey, at least they died quickly before the packs of roving pit bulls could tear them apart.
Nexa
You beat me!Princess Tare wrote:
My friend's parents decided they wanted to raise mini-horses so they bought a little piece o' prairie, set it up just right (with a mini barn and tiny, wittle saddles, I presume) and got themselves half a dozen little horses to start their mini-horse family.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Lol...Faraday says your horses got shipped to the glue farm.
Princess Tare wrote:
My friend's parents decided they wanted to raise mini-horses so they bought a little piece o' prairie, set it up just right (with a mini barn and tiny, wittle saddles, I presume) and got themselves half a dozen little horses to start their mini-horse family.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
My friend's parents decided they wanted to raise mini-horses so they bought a little piece o' prairie, set it up just right (with a mini barn and tiny, wittle saddles, I presume) and got themselves half a dozen little horses to start their mini-horse family.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Their little metal barn was struck by lightning the first evening and all six horses were cooked.
Lol...Faraday says your horses got shipped to the glue farm.
As long as it's super cute mini-glue.
Badoodle!
Edited, Oct 25th 2007 1:40pm by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
god hates minihorses? Who knew?
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