I'm pretty sure everyone should've learned that 0-3 means nothing!
To teams from Boston. Not other places. Let's not get confused, now.
You see Boston is what I like to call "Winnerville". Here in Winnerville, we don't sweat being down 3-1 or even 3-0 in a 7 games series. Our teams win, it's what they do. 14 point Superbowl underdogs? No problem. This is Winnerville, where sixth round draft picks turn into flawless injury free quarterbacks who date supermodels. I realize it might no be understandable to people in, say, Philadelphia, but here when the local college team is down by 10 with 2 minutes left, we just shot the TV off and know we'll wake up to the highlights of the victory the next day.
Yep, in Winnerville the player to be named later thrown into your trade for a pitcher who will become the best pitcher in baseball hits 120 RBI. Your team's 5'7 2nd baseman turns into the rookie of the year, and your unknown Japanese relief pitcher making $2 million a year is unhittable while he sets up for three innings for your unhittible closer who was converted from starting.
Yup, it's just like that in Winnerville. You trade for an average power hitter and he becomes the greatest clutch hitter of his era. You get to pick up the best WR in football for a fourth round draft pick and a pay cut. Your big deals all work out well too. You gamble draft picks on an assistant coach from New York and he becomes the greatest coach of all time. Your $20m a year hitter delivers. Strange thing though...the hockey team still blows.
Well, at least we still have something to complain about.
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