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Ooh, nice touch with the skellie. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Love the skellie in the ground, looks awesome!
But you guys don't have kids, do you? So you're just doing this for... yourselves?
Also, it's "oeuvre". Like "Hors d'oeuvre". Which, literally, means "Outside the work of art", as though the main course was an "Oeuvre" in itself.
Cool, no?
No?
Alrighty.
But you guys don't have kids, do you? So you're just doing this for... yourselves?
Also, it's "oeuvre". Like "Hors d'oeuvre". Which, literally, means "Outside the work of art", as though the main course was an "Oeuvre" in itself.
Cool, no?
No?
Alrighty.
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Love the skellie in the ground, looks awesome!
But you guys don't have kids, do you? So you're just doing this for... yourselves?
Also, it's "oeuvre". Like "Hors d'oeuvre". Which, literally, means "Outside the work of art", as though the main course was an "Oeuvre" in itself.
Cool, no?
No?
Alrighty.
But you guys don't have kids, do you? So you're just doing this for... yourselves?
Also, it's "oeuvre". Like "Hors d'oeuvre". Which, literally, means "Outside the work of art", as though the main course was an "Oeuvre" in itself.
Cool, no?
No?
Alrighty.
I think it's cool. Of course a meal is an artwork.
Of course, you are trying to talk mainly to a nation of people who call their main course the "entree". No really. In USA restaurants, the selection of mains is listed under "Entrees".
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
In USA restaurants, the selection of mains is listed under "Entrees".
Maybe main courses are just the "entrées" to the oeuvre-like desserts?
Joph has a ******* son from a previous relationship.
Yay!
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
My Jack Skellington Pumpkin
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Princess Tare wrote:
Joph has a ******* son from a previous relationship.
Right, it all makes sense now, I knew that as well, but yeah, Monday morning, and late night last night, so I'm a bit retarded this morning, like most mornings to be honest, and most afternoons too.
I do ok in the evenings, though.
Still, thanks for the explanation Princess!
Also, in the spirit of transnational peae and love, here is a 100% certified non-haloween joke:
An English guy, a French guy, and a Canadian girl are sitting in a train compartment. The train goes through a tunnel, plunging it into complete darkness. Suddenly, a kissing sound is heard, followed closely by huge slapping noise.
When the train leaves the tunnel and the light comes back, the Englishman is holding his cheek, clearly in pain, while the French guy and the Canadian girl just sit there looking at him.
"The Frenchman must have tried to kiss the girl", thinks the Englishman, "but she must've thought it was me, and therefore slapped me."
"The Englishman must have tried to kiss me", thinks the Canadian girl, "but got it wrong in the dark, and end up kissing the Frenchguy, who must've punched him."
"I can't wait for the next tunnel", thinks the French guy, "so I can make the kissing noise and slap that stupid Brit in the face again!"
An English guy, a French guy, and a Canadian girl are sitting in a train compartment. The train goes through a tunnel, plunging it into complete darkness. Suddenly, a kissing sound is heard, followed closely by huge slapping noise.
When the train leaves the tunnel and the light comes back, the Englishman is holding his cheek, clearly in pain, while the French guy and the Canadian girl just sit there looking at him.
"The Frenchman must have tried to kiss the girl", thinks the Englishman, "but she must've thought it was me, and therefore slapped me."
"The Englishman must have tried to kiss me", thinks the Canadian girl, "but got it wrong in the dark, and end up kissing the Frenchguy, who must've punched him."
"I can't wait for the next tunnel", thinks the French guy, "so I can make the kissing noise and slap that stupid Brit in the face again!"
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
In USA restaurants, the selection of mains is listed under "Entrees".
Maybe main courses are just the "entrées" to the oeuvre-like desserts?
/headslap. Of course!
The USA. The country that turns every course of every meal and all foodstuffs into a sweet!
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
peae and love
Dickfart!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
peae
Dickfart!
I see you did Latin at school...
I like that Flea-Lo painted "FUck or Treat" on Joph Jr's Pumpkin.
Way to mess the li'l guy's head
Way to mess the li'l guy's head
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
She didn't bother photographing the giant web in the front yard w/ spider, the skeleton in the tire swing, collection of hanging skulls, the gravestones, skull fence or other trinkets 
I'm much more into decorating Halloween than Christmas. Partially because I don't have to freeze my balls off to hang spider web.
I'm much more into decorating Halloween than Christmas. Partially because I don't have to freeze my balls off to hang spider web.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Not mine - this was in the paper. Thumb, you may not want your daughter to see this.
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Tis Halloween so I'm bumping this with my crude last minute ordeal.
Wal-Mart was out of pumpkins ,so in jest I bought a honeydew melon and did this :
Why is it backwards ?
Because :D
Wal-Mart was out of pumpkins ,so in jest I bought a honeydew melon and did this :
Why is it backwards ?
Because :D
Jophiel wrote:
She didn't bother photographing the giant web in the front yard w/ spider, the skeleton in the tire swing, collection of hanging skulls, the gravestones, skull fence or other trinkets
I'm much more into decorating Halloween than Christmas. Partially because I don't have to freeze my balls off to hang spider web.
I'm much more into decorating Halloween than Christmas. Partially because I don't have to freeze my balls off to hang spider web.
Yeah, seriously. Pretty hardcore decorator there, what's that scotch tape holding up the dollar store skeleton?
OMG BURN ON THE DECORATIONS!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
OMG BURN ON THE DECORATIONS!!!
Oh that's right *****, I went there.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
OMG BURN ON THE DECORATIONS!!!
Oh that's right *****, I went there.
That's not nice.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
OMG BURN ON THE DECORATIONS!!!
Oh that's right *****, I went there.
That's not nice.
F'uck, you're right.
Sorry Joph. I think your decorations are super nifty.
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