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#1 Oct 19 2007 at 2:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/10/19/copperfield.probe/index.html

(CNN) -- FBI agents searched a Las Vegas, Nevada, warehouse owned by illusionist David Copperfield, according to an FBI spokesman, adding that the Wednesday night raid was related to a case based in Seattle.

What is David Copperfield Hiding in his Warehouse?
Mismatched halves of women:15 (27.8%)
Stingrays!!!:7 (13.0%)
Pickleprince:11 (20.4%)
Silk shirts and spray tan:11 (20.4%)
A wickedawesome time machine:10 (18.5%)
Total:54

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#2 Oct 19 2007 at 2:21 AM Rating: Good
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A little boy named Oliver Twist!

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#3 Oct 19 2007 at 2:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Poor Oliver. Smiley: frown
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#4 Oct 19 2007 at 2:29 AM Rating: Good
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Poor Oliver. Smiley: frown


It's like gettin raped by the early 80's.

Scary indeed Smiley: frown
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#5 Oct 19 2007 at 2:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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There's too many to choose from!

EYE see you, David!

This one might be my favorite one. Smiley: lol
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#6 Oct 19 2007 at 2:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm seriously cracking myself up here.
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#7 Oct 19 2007 at 2:42 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol

Now I understand how he managed to pull her. Those poses are killers.

So, not too busy this morning then?
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#8 Oct 19 2007 at 2:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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It had to be the hair. It's so...mysterious.



The boy was up at 5 am. He's playing here next to me and it won't be long until Miss Mia is awake too. Smiley: glare

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I have a friend who dated him (true story), and she said he's pretty much the perfect date: very interested in you, very courteous and considerate, and that it's quite the l'il thrill to get all his attention. She also said, surprisingly, that he has quite the dry sense of humour.

And yes, she's tall and blonde and gorgeous. Apparently he has a type, that one.
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I have a friend who dated him (true story), and she said he's pretty much the perfect date: very interested in you, very courteous and considerate, and that it's quite the l'il thrill to get all his attention. She also said, surprisingly, that he has quite the dry sense of humour.


Huh. DC might just be my new dream man. Smiley: inlove
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A movie theater I worked at a few years back had David Copperfield come in late one night after a local show to see a movie. It was near 1:00 AM and the theater was just shutting down when he showed up at the back door with his lady friend and her little dog (who was stuffed in a purse).

The managers got to him quickly and of course obliged to his requests; the man wanted to watch Jimmy Neutron. The manager also asked him if they'd like any popcorn (even though the poppers had been shut down and cleaned), and Copperfield replied that he would like a small popcorn. That was it. Had to pop a whole fresh batch just to get him a small one.

He was really kind of creepy-seeming, very timid, very "lurking". But the small-popcorn-eating, Jimmy-Neutron-watching-at-1AM man made for one hell of a laugh afterwards.

GTFOing of the Asylum now, just thought I'd share.
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#12 Oct 19 2007 at 4:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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He's obviously gay.
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#13 Oct 19 2007 at 5:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
she's tall and blonde and gorgeous. Apparently he has a type, that one.


Hmmm, I think this is every guy's type. Smiley: laugh
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#14 Oct 19 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Tare wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I have a friend who dated him (true story), and she said he's pretty much the perfect date: very interested in you, very courteous and considerate, and that it's quite the l'il thrill to get all his attention. She also said, surprisingly, that he has quite the dry sense of humour.


Huh. DC might just be my new dream man. Smiley: inlove

Yeah, but who walked you home through the dangerous streets of Chi-town, and stopped to ensure that the local plants weren't underwatered? Smiley: inlove

PM me.
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#15 Oct 19 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Tare wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I have a friend who dated him (true story), and she said he's pretty much the perfect date: very interested in you, very courteous and considerate, and that it's quite the l'il thrill to get all his attention. She also said, surprisingly, that he has quite the dry sense of humour.


Huh. DC might just be my new dream man. Smiley: inlove

Yeah, but who walked you home through the dangerous streets of Chi-town, and stopped to ensure that the local plants weren't underwatered? Smiley: inlove

PM me.


You'll need to work on your mullet.
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#16 Oct 19 2007 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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His skills must have deserted him, or else he would have been able to make the warehouse disappear before the Feds showed up.
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There's too many to choose from!

EYE see you, David!

This one might be my favorite one. Smiley: lol



.Smiley: confused.















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I worked backstage for his touring show in 88. He's a ****. Also tiny.
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#19 Oct 19 2007 at 10:53 PM Rating: Good
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(CNN) -- FBI agents searched a Las Vegas, Nevada, warehouse owned by illusionist David Copperfield, according to an FBI spokesman, adding that the Wednesday night raid was related to a case based in Seattle.


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Illusionist David Copperfield is at the center of an FBI investigation after a Seattle woman accused him of raping her in the Bahamas.

FBI agents seized cash and items in a raid on a Las Vegas warehouse owned by the magician on Wednesday.

Among the items confiscated were a computer hard drive and a digital camera memory chip.

Copperfield's attorney, David Chesnoff, insists the sexual misconduct charges against his client are false.

He says, "Unfortunately false allegations are all too often made against famous individuals.

"We are confident the investigation will conclude favorably. We are in touch with the investigators and are respecting the confidentiality of the investigation."



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What is David Copperfield Hiding in his Warehouse


http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/10/so_what_did_the_fbi_find_when.html
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#20 Oct 20 2007 at 2:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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When Copperfield pressed one of the red-nippled breasts of a nude mannequin, the electronic lock on a mirrored door deactivated, and he and Jay stepped into the main warehouse space …

Hahahahahaaa!

Perhaps more hilarious that someone rate camped all my posts with pics of David in them. Not a Copperfield fan I guess. Or an enemy to mullets. Or actually quite jealous of the hair masterpiece that David is sporting. Or an aspiring magician that can't walk through the Great Wall of China. Pansy.

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What is David Copperfield Hiding in his Warehouse?


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#22 Oct 20 2007 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: eek
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#23 Oct 20 2007 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Tare wrote:


Perhaps more hilarious that someone rate camped all my posts with pics of David in them. Not a Copperfield fan I guess. Or an enemy to mullets. Or actually quite jealous of the hair masterpiece that David is sporting. Or an aspiring magician that can't walk through the Great Wall of China. Pansy.


I bet he's probably really pissed I did THAT then. haha!
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