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"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
Does this appear unnecessarily vague to anyone else? It's like he's implying there's some other outcome that I'm not aware of.
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Does this appear unnecessarily vague to anyone else? It's like he's implying there's some other outcome that I'm not aware of.
Nexa
Does this appear unnecessarily vague to anyone else? It's like he's implying there's some other outcome that I'm not aware of.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Quote:
"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
Pre-marital sex!
/gasp
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Quote:
"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
Pre-marital sex!
/gasp
That's only if the water was saturated with birth control pills...duh.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Or if there's condoms floating around!
Ewwww...
Ewwww...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The Demea of Doom wrote:
Or if there's condoms floating around!
Ewwww...
Ewwww...
That would make them an even more effective life-saving device! You've got a new selling point there mister!
*slaps knee*
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Or Aqua man is around. That guy can speak to the fishes, girls love that. Plus he has the body of an olympic swimmer.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Archfiend bodhisattva wrote:
Or Aqua man is around. That guy can speak to the fishes, girls love that. Plus he has the body of an olympic swimmer.
I don't think Aqua Man is owned by Disney. If he was hanging out in that particular body of water, there could be a lawsuit.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Quote:
"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Pffft DC is doing cross overs all the time. The only way they can sell their horribly sh'itty comics.
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Jophiel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Quote:
"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
A sting-ray stab through the heart.
<knock knock> Who's there?
Candygram?
Oh, well let me just open this door and Aaaaiee!!!!
Landshark!
Oh, wait. IN the water...
Nevermind.
Candygram?
Oh, well let me just open this door and Aaaaiee!!!!
Landshark!
Oh, wait. IN the water...
Nevermind.
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Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
<knock knock> Who's there?
Candygram?
Oh, well let me just open this door and Aaaaiee!!!!
Landshark!
Oh, wait. IN the water...
Nevermind.
Candygram?
Oh, well let me just open this door and Aaaaiee!!!!
Landshark!
Oh, wait. IN the water...
Nevermind.
Skoora the Gentle Shark?
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"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
My childhood education of watching movies teaches me that they'll wash up on a deserted island and grow up to hot well nourished supermodels who **** and eat coconuts all day until evil adults show up on boats.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
My childhood education of watching movies teaches me that they'll wash up on a deserted island and grow up to hot well nourished supermodels who @#%^ and eat coconuts all day until evil adults show up on boats.
Source?
Pics?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
What I haven't been able to figure out is how the SPARE tire blowing out caused the accident...
They get all pruney?
The Demea of Doom wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
"It is anyone's worst nightmare. We know what can happen if kids are under water."
My childhood education of watching movies teaches me that they'll wash up on a deserted island and grow up to hot well nourished supermodels who @#%^ and eat coconuts all day until evil adults show up on boats.
Source?
Pics?
I believe he's referring to this:
Woah, daddy. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Nexa wrote:
It's like he's implying there's some other outcome that I'm not aware of.
Movie of the week?
Bhodi wrote:
The only way they can sell their horribly sh'itty comics.
Are you not reading their Vertigo line?
Y: The Last Man, Ex Machina, & Hellblazer are all pretty good.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Demea wrote------------
Source?
Pics?
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Hint: Small bewbs, unibrow and a lucrative blue jeans endorsement deal....
Mistress Darqflame wrote
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What I haven't been able to figure out is how the SPARE tire blowing out caused the accident...
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it was one of those "donut" undersized spare tires. They have a tendancy to explode at anything over 45 mph.
To be fair it sez right on the tire not to drive faster than something like 35MPH.
Edited, Oct 20th 2007 11:40am by brianjweis
Source?
Pics?
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Hint: Small bewbs, unibrow and a lucrative blue jeans endorsement deal....
Mistress Darqflame wrote
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What I haven't been able to figure out is how the SPARE tire blowing out caused the accident...
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it was one of those "donut" undersized spare tires. They have a tendancy to explode at anything over 45 mph.
To be fair it sez right on the tire not to drive faster than something like 35MPH.
Edited, Oct 20th 2007 11:40am by brianjweis
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
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