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Turkey's parliament has given permission for the government to launch military operations into Iraq in pursuit of Kurdish rebels.
The vote was taken in defiance of pressure from the US and Iraq, which have called on Turkey for restraint.
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan has said the motion does not mean a military operation is imminent.
But he said Turkey needed to be able to respond to a recent rise in bomb attacks blamed on PKK rebels from Iraq.
The vote was taken in defiance of pressure from the US and Iraq, which have called on Turkey for restraint.
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan has said the motion does not mean a military operation is imminent.
But he said Turkey needed to be able to respond to a recent rise in bomb attacks blamed on PKK rebels from Iraq.
For those of you who can't quite grasp what the hell is going on, here is a transcript to help you understand.
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: right, we're invading Iraq!
USA!USA!USA!: lol wut?
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: u heard me m8
USA!USA!USA!: no, seriously, liek, wtf?!
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: m8, the PKK keep nuking our defenses
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: if u cant stop dem, we will
USA!USA!USA!: m8, we doing the tankin, we cant watch all the adds
USA!USA!USA!: if u get aggro, l2focus fire imo
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: omg u L2tank m8
USA!USA!USA!: stfu i tank since WWI
USA!USA!USA!: ur teh noob here
Irak2.0: lol wut, whoz going into what?!
USA!USA!USA!: the turks wanna invade too
Irak2.0: wtf, we already got invaded?!
Irak2.0: invade iran or summin, no?
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: iran got nukes lol
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: selam söylemek beyinsiz
USA!USA!USA!: englsih in gen chat plz
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: jus sayin hi to kurds before we kill them
USA!USA!USA!: lolololo the kurds are on our side!!11
USA!USA!USA!: nooooob! roflmao!!11
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: m8, u set the game FFA
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: next tiem play 2v2 or 3v3 or summin
Irak2.0: guys, if u all invade me i quit seruoly
RoflUK: yeh i quit too!
USA!USA!USA!: i thought u already quit ^^
RoflUK: we shadowmeld in airport lol
RoflUK: but we quit soon, np
Irak2.0: goddamn afk-ers!!
Irak2.0: quit leeching epics lol
USA!USA!USA!: play attention ffs...
USA!USA!USA!: its a wipe
USA!USA!USA!: release and run back guys
RoflUK: rez plz :D
Irak2.0: respawn :(
RoflUK: wtf
RoflUK: gtg, sry, gf getting pissed
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TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: gf = mummy lol
USA!USA!USA!: rofl
Irak2.0: lmao
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USA!USA!USA!: lolwut?
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Irak2.0: sry got disco :(
USA!USA!USA!: np
USA!USA!USA!: turkey u still here?
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: sry was bathroom
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: gtg, but tmrw we raid Iraq2?
USA!USA!USA!: no wai
USA!USA!USA!: thursday is iran raid m8
Irak2.0: zomg im needing on WMD if dey drop
USA!USA!USA!: lol, WMD is NK drop noob
USA!USA!USA!: gn m8s
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: gn usa
Irak2.0: gn m8
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TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: cyb0r?
Irak2.0: lol cybor-rape moar liek?
TurkeyNotTheBirdLol: ok m8, gn, cu 2mrw!
Irak2.0: gn m8
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