Sorta anyway. This is a neato candidate picker-upper.
Evidently, I like Chris Dodd...whoever the hell that is.
/anticipates an in-depth lecture from Smash later about the origins, including educational and political background, of Chris Dodd. This will be followed up by a summation of how much I really like Barak Obama better.
Nexa
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 1:09pm by Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Wow, that link does not like Firefox even a little bit.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Worked fine in Firefox for me. Version 2.whatever.
Anyway, it says I should vote for Chris Dodd with Obama/Clinton being a close (tied) second. It listed Obama before Clinton though, probably because it knows of my deeply-rooted fear of strong women. Right, Smash?
Just in case I decide to defect to Team Elephant, Giuliani was my front runner but with only a score of 24, half that of Dodd/Obama/Clinton.
Anyway, it says I should vote for Chris Dodd with Obama/Clinton being a close (tied) second. It listed Obama before Clinton though, probably because it knows of my deeply-rooted fear of strong women. Right, Smash?
Just in case I decide to defect to Team Elephant, Giuliani was my front runner but with only a score of 24, half that of Dodd/Obama/Clinton.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It had Kucinich as my top choice followed by Obama. That's just creepy.
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:26pm by Kaelesh
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:26pm by Kaelesh
Hilary, followed by Edwards.
Now, if only I could vote.
Now, if only I could vote.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Obama and Clinton tied for first for me, with 39 points each. I assume it listed Obama first because I revealed in the first few questions that I have external genitalia.
Edwards was my top match.
I feel dirty now.
I feel dirty now.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Samira wrote:
Wow, that link does not like Firefox even a little bit.
...but I'm using Firefox.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I had Clinton and Obama tied at 29 each.
I'm scared now.
I'm scared now.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Lolbifrons. If I were American, apparently my top 2 candidates would be Chris Dodd and Mike Gravel (45 each)
Nexa wrote:
Samira wrote:
Wow, that link does not like Firefox even a little bit.
...but I'm using Firefox.
Nexa
Weird, maybe it's my security settings.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Princess Tare wrote:
Hilary, followed by Edwards.
Now, if only I could vote.
Now, if only I could vote.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Hilary, followed by Edwards.
Now, if only I could vote.
Now, if only I could vote.
I'm not American so I can't vote in your silly election.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Hilary, followed by Edwards.
Now, if only I could vote.
Now, if only I could vote.
She's teh Canadian. Non-citizen. Alien. Ice princess. Snowflake. Snow White. Canuck. Moose jockey. Syrup slurper. Maple Leafer. Bear ******.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Warchief Demea wrote:
Bear @#%^er.
That's right, don't f*ck with us.
Chris Dodd. Only disagreed on one item it seems. Mind you, I have no idea where zip code 36737 is for me to move there so I can vote.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Chris Dodd. Only disagreed on one item it seems. Mind you, I have no idea where zip code 36737 is for me to move there so I can vote.
Somewhere in Tennessee. God help you, and say "hey!" to Nadenue for me.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Quote:
John McCain
Score: 47
Score: 47
Not quite what I was expecting. He doesn't have a chance in the primary anyway.
Samira wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Chris Dodd. Only disagreed on one item it seems. Mind you, I have no idea where zip code 36737 is for me to move there so I can vote.
Somewhere in Tennessee. God help you, and say "hey!" to Nadenue for me.
I will also require a box of Moon Pies and an RC Co-cola.
On topic, Edwards first, then a 3-way (ha!) with Giuliani, Clinton and Obama.
Dennis Kucinichnichnich 45, closely followed by Edwards.
Not what I expected either, but at least it's a donkey.
And I disagree with Tom Tancredo, whoever he is, on every single issue.
Not what I expected either, but at least it's a donkey.
And I disagree with Tom Tancredo, whoever he is, on every single issue.
I stopped at "Iraq: What is your opinion on the war in Iraq?". because there wasn't an option that said "Withdraw troops, impeach Bush and prosecute his Henchmen as war-criminals".
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Mitt Romney 51?
I'll never be able to show my face again at the GLBT Ironworkers meeting!
I'll never be able to show my face again at the GLBT Ironworkers meeting!
Hah. Interesting. Not sure if it's unusual to get the two parties right in order or not:
Duncan Hunter 45
John McCain 44
Fred Thompson 42
Jim Gilmore 40 (don't even remember this guy being in the race?)
Rudy Giuliani 35
Sam Brownback 33
Mitt Romney 31
Tom Tancredo 30
Mike Huckabee 28
Ron Paul 23
Joe Biden 18
Hilary Clinton 14
Barack Obama 14
Chris Dodd 9
John Edwards 8
Mike Gravel 5
Bill Richardson 5
Denis Kucinich 4
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 3:28pm by gbaji
Duncan Hunter 45
John McCain 44
Fred Thompson 42
Jim Gilmore 40 (don't even remember this guy being in the race?)
Rudy Giuliani 35
Sam Brownback 33
Mitt Romney 31
Tom Tancredo 30
Mike Huckabee 28
Ron Paul 23
Joe Biden 18
Hilary Clinton 14
Barack Obama 14
Chris Dodd 9
John Edwards 8
Mike Gravel 5
Bill Richardson 5
Denis Kucinich 4
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 3:28pm by gbaji
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Hah. Interesting. Not sure if it's unusual to get the two parties right in order or not
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hah. Interesting. Not sure if it's unusual to get the two parties right in order or not:
If you're a mindless partisan robot that would answer every question with the verbatim party line that even Fundamentalists roll their eyes at, I can't imagine what else could possibly happen.
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