Love your boss today!
Mine was late coming in, so I decorated her office with signs:
"Thanks for being so bossy!"
"You're the bossiest!"
"She's BOSSTASTIC!"
"She's BOSSERIFIC!"
and my favorite, "We wouldn't want to be bossed around by anyone else!"...which the office all signed.
She'll clearly think I have too much free time on my hands and need more work.
Nexa