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Sometimes I think I have a drinking problem.Follow
Typically, this is while I'm hung over. Somehow it never seems to bother me while I'm drinking. Odd, that.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, no problem.
Had to be said.
Had to be said.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, get drunk, fall down, no problem.
Had to be said.
Had to be said.
FTFY
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, get drunk, fall down, no problem.
Had to be said.
Had to be said.
FTFY
Hey, don't project! I have the good sense to nurse the drink til someone pays for another round.
Tips to drink by.
Trust me, I'm a proffesional.
#7REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 10 2007 at 11:30 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So the only way to get a drink out of you is to stick a finger down your throat??
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
I have Ted's drinking problem. It sucks to be my t-shirt.
#10REDACTED,
Posted: Oct 11 2007 at 3:13 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) T-shirt ?....wet ? ......I , um..... err.
I don't have a drinking problem / 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
<3 Tom Waits
<3 Tom Waits
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I only have 2 hands and one mouth, now that's a real drinking problem.
Quote:
I have Ted's drinking problem. It sucks to be my t-shirt.
Yea but i bet it kicks *** to be any other guy in the bar
Samira wrote:
I don't have a drinking problem / 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
<3 Tom Waits
<3 Tom Waits
The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...
and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...
and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
Somehow I think ol' Tom would understand BT better than the rest of us.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Somehow I think ol' Tom would understand BT better than the rest of us.
I am so misunderstood.
It's ok Kakar, it happens alot when you're a teenager. When you grow up, you'll figure out how to drink without being a wreck the next day.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink...when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day."
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Meh, not really a wreck today. Of course I only had about 6 or 7 beers. If I had drunk a 12 pack that might be a different story.
Still tired though. Drunk-sleep just isn't as good as regular sleep.
Still tired though. Drunk-sleep just isn't as good as regular sleep.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Princess Tare wrote:
Three posts up, I wrote:
"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
Kool-Aid!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Debalic wrote:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink...when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day."
Ahem
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The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Debalic wrote:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink...when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day."
Ahem
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Well that's just awkward.
Never been drunk. Slightly tipsy at which point, I start drinking lots of ice cold water and within an hour, I'm all sobered up. Always the designated driver. I was even the DD for my 21st birthday. That's sad, huh?
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Never been drunk. Slightly tipsy at which point, I start drinking lots of ice cold water and within an hour, I'm all sobered up. Always the designated driver. I was even the DD for my 21st birthday. That's sad, huh?
In a word, yes.
I thought so. 
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"Anyone who drinks more than I do"
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