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#1 Oct 10 2007 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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Ohio student goes on gun rampage

A 14-year-old student has shot himself dead after going on a shooting spree at his school in the US city of Cleveland, Ohio, the city's mayor has said.

Mayor Frank Jackson said five people were wounded when the teenager entered the SuccessTech Academy and walked down a corridor on the fourth floor firing.

Two teenage boys and two adults were shot while a teenage girl injured her knee while fleeing, Mr Jackson said.

Local media reported the attacker had been unhappy at having been suspended.

The SuccessTech Academy is a 250-student alternative high school that specialises in business and technology.

It is based on several floors of the Lakeside Avenue administration building in the city centre.
14 years old huh?

Getting younger, but Charlton Heston must be grinning as he keeps hitting the pause / rewind buttons on his TV remote
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#2 Oct 10 2007 at 3:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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If only those students were all packing firearms Smiley: disappointed
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#3 Oct 10 2007 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Local media reported the attacker had been unhappy at having been suspended.


<Premium shaking head goes here>

We are raising a bunch of pussies.
#4 Oct 10 2007 at 3:28 PM Rating: Excellent
So, was the kid a darkie or not? Bob, I hope so. If he was we can give a nice big shut the f'uck up to all of spade comedians who like to suggest it doesn't happen in their neighborhoods.
#5 Oct 10 2007 at 7:59 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
So, was the kid a darkie or not? Bob, I hope so. If he was we can give a nice big shut the f'uck up to all of spade comedians who like to suggest it doesn't happen in their neighborhoods.
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White, 5'5", chubby, and Goth.

He even wore dark trenchcoats; you'd think with all the mental instability he could at least be more creative.


#6 Oct 11 2007 at 2:41 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
If only those students were all packing firearms Smiley: disappointed


I can practically hear Varus creating a sock from here. Smiley: lol
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#7 Oct 11 2007 at 2:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's soooo old school these days. I mean, when MY highschool had a rampaging gunman, it was still new and exciting. Kids these days need a new schtik.

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#8 Oct 11 2007 at 2:45 AM Rating: Good
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They've got one!!

Become a cop first, then go on your shooting rampage.

Smiley: schooled
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#9 Oct 11 2007 at 5:51 AM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
So, was the kid a darkie or not? Bob, I hope so. If he was we can give a nice big shut the f'uck up to all of spade comedians who like to suggest it doesn't happen in their neighborhoods.
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He even wore dark trenchcoats; you'd think with all the mental instability he could at least be more creative.





His name was Asa ****. You sure he wasn't a darkie?
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#10 Oct 11 2007 at 5:52 AM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:
MoebiusLord the Irrelevant wrote:
So, was the kid a darkie or not? Bob, I hope so. If he was we can give a nice big shut the f'uck up to all of spade comedians who like to suggest it doesn't happen in their neighborhoods.
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White, 5'5", chubby, and Goth.

He even wore dark trenchcoats; you'd think with all the mental instability he could at least be more creative.


Codyy?
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#11 Oct 11 2007 at 6:09 AM Rating: Default
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#12 Oct 11 2007 at 6:35 AM Rating: Default
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White, 5'5", chubby, and Goth.

He even wore dark trenchcoats; you'd think with all the mental instability he could at least be more creative.



OK so he was short, fat, goth, name was asa ****... sh*t id just go on a shooting spree for that but im often accused of being stupid so meh


well at least we know what to do. If you see a short fat kid wearing a trenchcoat and quoting the matrix... take him out. true story.

after that we can get drinks Smiley: chugthen be drunk Smiley: boozing and then good times will be had by all Smiley: yippee

Edited, Oct 11th 2007 10:40am by ketrel
#13 Oct 11 2007 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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Neil Young wrote:
Four dead in Ohio.


This thread keeps gettin' Neil stuck in my head.
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#14 Oct 11 2007 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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They've got one!!

Become an employee of a private security firm first, then go on a shooting rampage with all your buddies in a foreign country and get protected from your government.

Smiley: schooled


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#15 Oct 11 2007 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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This thread keeps gettin' Neil stuck in my head.


Thanks for that, because I haven't spent enough years stabbing my own eardrums with knitting needles trying to get that song out. Oh I hear the drumming, yes I hear it indeed.

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#16 Oct 11 2007 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Tare wrote:
Neil Young wrote:
Four dead in Ohio.


This thread keeps gettin' Neil stuck in my head.


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#17 Oct 11 2007 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:

This thread keeps gettin' Neil stuck in my head.
Don't make me paranoid!
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#18 Oct 12 2007 at 2:39 AM Rating: Good
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/11/student.******************

Hello, bandwagon!
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#19 Oct 12 2007 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/11/student.******************

Hello, bandwagon!


[link=http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/10/12/student.************************* Who are these people???[/link]
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#20 Oct 12 2007 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Police also found seven hand grenades, four of them operational

Man, shame this one got stopped, it would have made for a ******** game of hot potato russian roulette.
#22 Oct 16 2007 at 1:54 AM Rating: Decent
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One student told Philadelphia Channel 6 Action News that the student was a goth and had been wearing a trenchcoat, boots and a chain.


Oh God, like the goth subculture needed anymore attention from these things.
These kids are very screwed up in their heads, their way of dressing or their musical taste has nothing to do with it. Probably just another Marilyn Manson/Nu-Metal fan who was mistakenly identified.
#23 Oct 16 2007 at 2:06 AM Rating: Good
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One student told Philadelphia Channel 6 Action News that the student was a goth and had been wearing a trenchcoat, boots and a chain.


Oh God, like the goth subculture needed anymore attention from these things.


Well, tell your buddies to stop going on killing rampages then.
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