in the past fifteen minutes alone, as heard over the baby monitor when she's supposed to be napping:
-"You should put on a coat and go to the office. Here you go!"
-"I'm going to go to the store and buy some tomato soup and bananas and coffee and cheese and a can of peas and some lunch and some milk and some cheese sandwich and a squirrel."
-"I do not want to fight you."
-"No Care Bear, that's MY BOOK!" and then "You go sit over there"
a few minutes later...
-"I'm sorry Care Bear, I'm sorry. Here you go."
-"Oh my gosh! I forgot!"
-"Happy Birthday Momma! I made you a Happy Birthday for when I'm awake!"
-"I gotta go! I'm not sleepin', I'm too busy!"
*sigh* Something tells me she's not going to take a nap today.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Any chance that Care Bear can tell her to go to sleep?
She keeps telling it to go to sleep...I guess it's not listening. /shrug
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Perhaps a nice rub of Gentleman Jack on her gums...
Kaelesh wrote:
Perhaps a nice rub of Gentleman Jack on her gums...
I bet, you freakin sicko.
Try a stick. Or a belt.
You should really record and post these for download.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I bet, you freakin sicko.
Try a stick. Or a belt.
Try a stick. Or a belt.
Poster name: Kaelesh
Not my poster name: Usgai.
Be happy she's not saying "Woooo... pretty fire!"
My aunt put her son and his little friend down for a nap once. The little friend found some matches and lit the matress on fire.
My aunt put her son and his little friend down for a nap once. The little friend found some matches and lit the matress on fire.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
That reminds me i need to overstimulate my nephews to mess w/ my brother. Poprocks and Pepsi should do the trick.
Super cute btw... my nephews are 7-8 she sounds younger though... I wish they still played w/ Barny and care bares at least we'd have something in common T.T
Edited, Oct 9th 2007 11:00pm by ketrel
Super cute btw... my nephews are 7-8 she sounds younger though... I wish they still played w/ Barny and care bares at least we'd have something in common T.T
Edited, Oct 9th 2007 11:00pm by ketrel
Omg Nexa that is too hilarious.
My daughter's been saying funny stuff too. Yesterday in the car on the way home she was practicing yelling football cheers and she did:
DE-FENSE!
TOUCHDOWN!
GO BOWS!
Then she yells:
THREE FOR NOTHING!!
We were laughing so hard and then she goes:
COTTAGE CHEESE!!
Mr. Pikko says we must use these cheers at the next game.
My daughter's been saying funny stuff too. Yesterday in the car on the way home she was practicing yelling football cheers and she did:
DE-FENSE!
TOUCHDOWN!
GO BOWS!
Then she yells:
THREE FOR NOTHING!!
We were laughing so hard and then she goes:
COTTAGE CHEESE!!
Mr. Pikko says we must use these cheers at the next game.
Wow, I had no idea that Hawaii's nickname was the (Rainbow)Warriors. The football team should really bring back the Rainbow part, because if you're manly enough to take pride in that name, you're manly enough for anything.
They took the Rainbow off back when June Jones was first hired because they didn't want the team to be labeled "gay" and they got rid of the rainbow and introduced the current H logo. Fans were pissed of course and people still cheer "Go Bows" and have the old shirts and banners.
Edited, Oct 10th 2007 8:02am by Pikko
Edited, Oct 10th 2007 8:02am by Pikko
I can't believe we let gay people steal our rainbows.
The gay agenda:
1. Steal rainbows
2. Harness rainbow's power while being flashy about it.
3. Make straight boys cry.
4. Make hot straight boys gay.
1. Steal rainbows
2. Harness rainbow's power while being flashy about it.
3. Make straight boys cry.
4. Make hot straight boys gay.
You jest, good sir, but we all know how it goes...
It starts with the Rainbows, and it ends up with the Packers.
It starts with the Rainbows, and it ends up with the Packers.
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