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#1 Oct 08 2007 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
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And won't stop whining about it.

Not nice. Smiley: mad
#2 Oct 08 2007 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
How inconsiderate of her.

Also, while fava beans are still acceptable, cancer and chianti don't jibe.
#3 Oct 08 2007 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Also, while fava beans are still acceptable, cancer and chianti don't jibe.

Kurt Cobain would disagree

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

#4 Oct 08 2007 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Also, while fava beans are still acceptable, cancer and chianti don't jibe.

Kurt Cobain would have disagreed

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

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#5 Oct 08 2007 at 3:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tell her to drink more and and show that tumor who's boss.
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#6 Oct 08 2007 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Tare wrote:
Tell her to drink more and and show that tumor who's boss.


I gave her a good kidney shot and told her to stop being such a pussy

Edited, Oct 8th 2007 7:40pm by NephthysWanderer
#7 Oct 08 2007 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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I gave her a good kidney shot and told her to stop being such a *****

No, you didn't.
#8 Oct 08 2007 at 4:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Tare wrote:
Tell her to drink more and and show that tumor who's boss.

What kind of English teacher are you?!

A bad one, I guess.

Edited, Oct 8th 2007 7:20pm by Demea
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#9 Oct 08 2007 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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I gave her a good kidney shot and told her to stop being such a @#%^

No, you didn't.


You're right. I'm so ashamed.
#10 Oct 08 2007 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
But a buddy of yours and her got-it-on!
#11 Oct 08 2007 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
Ok, but you can imagine what it would be like, am I right?
#12 Oct 08 2007 at 5:39 PM Rating: Decent
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My co-worker has a tumor on her liver

lol?
#13 Oct 08 2007 at 6:01 PM Rating: Default
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But a buddy of yours and her got-it-on!

Nope, no they didn't...

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Ok, but you can imagine what it would be like, am I right?


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#14 Oct 08 2007 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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Reprisal wrote:
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But a buddy of yours and her got-it-on!

Nope, no they didn't...

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Ok, but you can imagine what it would be like, am I right?


I love Billy Madison.
Best movie ever imho. That and Happy Gilmore.


Look Moe...a kindred spirit.
#15 Oct 09 2007 at 2:15 AM Rating: Good
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Warchief Demea wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Tell her to drink more and and show that tumor who's boss.

What kind of English teacher are you?!

A bad one, I guess.

Edited, Oct 8th 2007 7:20pm by Demea


A very tired one. Smiley: frown
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#16 Oct 09 2007 at 5:10 AM Rating: Decent
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Tell her to look on the bright side, at least it's not on her ******** or prostate.

#17 Oct 09 2007 at 8:27 AM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And won't stop whining about it.

Not nice. Smiley: mad
Is this person in pain, or is it just your general 'I'm too young to die' type whining?
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#18 Oct 09 2007 at 8:28 AM Rating: Good
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Tell her that the tumor is a good side to liver and onions.
#19 Oct 09 2007 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
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The Elinda of Doom wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And won't stop whining about it.

Not nice. Smiley: mad
Is this person in pain, or is it just your general 'I'm too young to die' type whining?


She's in alot of pain.

All the more reason to toke it up!
#20 Oct 09 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
The Elinda of Doom wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And won't stop whining about it.

Not nice. Smiley: mad
Is this person in pain, or is it just your general 'I'm too young to die' type whining?


She's in alot of pain.

All the more reason to toke it up!


Well, we're in California, so tell her to go get her medical marijuana ID and pass that stuff around.
#21 Oct 09 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
The Elinda of Doom wrote:
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
And won't stop whining about it.

Not nice. Smiley: mad
Is this person in pain, or is it just your general 'I'm too young to die' type whining?


She's in alot of pain.

All the more reason to toke it up!
Well real live pain killers of the oxycontin type stuff would probably work better, but may not leave her in a condition to work. Why is she working?

Anyway, bummer about your co-worker Neph.

Is the tumor cancerous? Liver cancer is pretty nasty. It killed my Mom.




Edited, Oct 9th 2007 7:38pm by Elinda
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#22 Oct 09 2007 at 1:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Next time yell really loud at her 'It's not a tuma!'.
#23 Oct 09 2007 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
tell her to keep drinking thats how it got their maybe she can kill it off!
#24 Oct 09 2007 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Tell her not to worry about it, she'll be dead soon.
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