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#1 Oct 08 2007 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good

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This Asshat : http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/alert/artrip_ar.htm is currently hold up in a hotel 100-200 yard from where I work. We cannot leave the office and no one can come in.

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_281114117.html

I have been listening to the Office "warriors" debateing over what they would do if he really isn't in the hotel but loose. Now to me the thought of a bunch of flabby office workers trying to take down this clown is pretty amuseing. Since it has been slow in the Asylum I though a poll would help pick things up a bit....or get me falmed to death...either way it will liven things up here.

If a escaped convict was loose near where you work you would

go into lock down :		4 (11.4%)
HUAH let me at him :		1 (2.9%)
talk the hot Admin into "we're gonna die sex " :		18 (51.4%)
who the hell are you and why are you posting here? :		12 (34.3%)
Total:	35

Edited, Oct 8th 2007 1:10pm by rosleck

Edited, Oct 8th 2007 1:10pm by rosleck

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#2 Oct 08 2007 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good

Thumbelyna

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Meh.

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#3 Oct 08 2007 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good

Tare

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e) go home.

Yup.

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#4 Oct 08 2007 at 10:10 AM Rating: Decent

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We cannot leave the office and no one can come in.

Did you mean to say that "we choose not to leave the office because we're all a giant mass of quivering pussies."?

"Can't" leave. When the **** did everyone in this country sign up for voluntary castration.

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#5 Oct 08 2007 at 10:50 AM Rating: Decent

rosleck

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Cant leave as in " the swat team has the only way in and out of this complex closed."

Of course if we had a real non castrated man here I'm sure he would make his own trail out.

Smasharoo wrote:

We cannot leave the office and no one can come in.

Did you mean to say that "we choose not to leave the office because we're all a giant mass of quivering pussies."?

"Can't" leave. When the @#%^ did everyone in this country sign up for voluntary castration.

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George Carlin.

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#6 Oct 08 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good

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Yep. I'll use any foul turn of events as an excuse to get into someone's pants.

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#7 Oct 08 2007 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good

Tacosid

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I went with the last option...but then again I have no clue who anyone is any more. Oh, and your grammar sucks.

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#8 Oct 08 2007 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent

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Tacosid wrote:

I went with the last option...but then again I have no clue who anyone is any more. Oh, and your grammar sucks.

As well as his spelling, his avatar, and his signature.

Take that falm and shove it!

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#9 Oct 08 2007 at 3:59 PM Rating: Default

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This has happened a couple of times near where I live. The last big one about 30 households weren't allowed to enter or leave for about 2 weeks over christmas.
I think you should dress up in drag, give him a ******** and bite it off, leaving him incapacitated.

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