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Good one, had me giggling.
Good one, had me giggling.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The "Exorcism" pic is the best.
4. The parent (or authority figure) again deals with your behavior by (pick one)
Ignoring you
Screaming at you
Instructing you in a stern voice, again, to do exactly what they first asked you to do.
Grabbing you by the ear and throw you into, or pulling you out of the car
Giving into your demands of another cookie or six
Telling you that they never loved you, or worse, that Mommy/Daddy left home because they hate you and that they wish that you were never born.
Taking baby brother/sister out of harms way, and thus spoiling your plot to regain primacy in their hearts
Or, the ever popular, "Beat your *** with a belt/stick/wrench"
What kind of wussy parent wrote this?
Ignoring you
Screaming at you
Instructing you in a stern voice, again, to do exactly what they first asked you to do.
Grabbing you by the ear and throw you into, or pulling you out of the car
Giving into your demands of another cookie or six
Telling you that they never loved you, or worse, that Mommy/Daddy left home because they hate you and that they wish that you were never born.
Taking baby brother/sister out of harms way, and thus spoiling your plot to regain primacy in their hearts
Or, the ever popular, "Beat your *** with a belt/stick/wrench"
What kind of wussy parent wrote this?
Priceless
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Quote:
1. You should be (pick one)
* Too tired
* Constipated
* Dealing with a full diaper
* Fussy
* All sugared up
* Inherently evil
* Feeling the uber angst of no longer being Mommy and Daddy's favorite (and only) child, and have recognized that the new baby is more loved than you ever were.
* Too tired
* Constipated
* Dealing with a full diaper
* Fussy
* All sugared up
* Inherently evil
* Feeling the uber angst of no longer being Mommy and Daddy's favorite (and only) child, and have recognized that the new baby is more loved than you ever were.
Atomicflea wrote:
Quote:
1. You should be (pick one)
* Too tired
* Constipated
* Dealing with a full diaper
* Fussy
* All sugared up
* Inherently evil
* Feeling the uber angst of no longer being Mommy and Daddy's favorite (and only) child, and have recognized that the new baby is more loved than you ever were.
* Too tired
* Constipated
* Dealing with a full diaper
* Fussy
* All sugared up
* Inherently evil
* Feeling the uber angst of no longer being Mommy and Daddy's favorite (and only) child, and have recognized that the new baby is more loved than you ever were.
I bet you're preparing a poisoned shiny red apple as we speak!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
If Joph v2 is throwing temper tantrums as a teenager, she has bigger issues to deal with.
The temper tantrum article was cool, but the real gem there is the link to the zombies article, which contains treasures such as:
Quote:
Troubleshooting zombies
This section is not dedicated to resolving issues of people having trouble shooting zombies, but rather addressed to PZU (Personal Zombie Unit) owners for solving issues of malfunction of their zombie specimens.
This section is not dedicated to resolving issues of people having trouble shooting zombies, but rather addressed to PZU (Personal Zombie Unit) owners for solving issues of malfunction of their zombie specimens.
See, this is what happens when pages refuse to load. 
Edited, Oct 6th 2007 9:27pm by DodoBird
Edited, Oct 6th 2007 9:27pm by DodoBird
fookin' lag
Edited, Oct 6th 2007 9:24pm by DodoBird
Edited, Oct 6th 2007 9:24pm by DodoBird
Ok, ok...we get it!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Being a Denis Leary fan I can't wait till my kid is big enough for me to smack the Shit out of.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Being a Denis Leary fan I can't wait till my kid is big enough for me to smack the Shit out of.
He's not even born yet!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
If Joph v2 is throwing temper tantrums as a teenager, she has bigger issues to deal with.
reading this made me remember vividly the legendary tamtrums Xavier use to pull when he was 2 and 3. I was laughing as I read it thinking how amazingly true this article was. Then it hit me I have another one that will be going through this stage in the near future. 
That article is epic. Reminds me of the good ole' days.
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Scream as if someone is cutting the heart out of your mommy and eating it in front of you – or, for real effect – scream as if someone has taken your teddy bear!
Mistress DSD wrote:
reading this made me remember vividly the legendary tamtrums Xavier use to pull when he was 2 and 3. I was laughing as I read it thinking how amazingly true this article was. Then it hit me I have another one that will be going through this stage in the near future.
I was just about to point that out. But you went through it with Xavier so it means that Ashe is going to be an angel for you. Steven and Anthony were little angels at that age and Charmaine to be the little troublemaker.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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