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Ashley Woods, 20, told medics she didn't know she was pregnant and didn't realize she'd given birth in the toilet at the Midtown restaurant where she worked.
She flushed the toilet three times.
Jesus Christ, some people are ridiculously stupid. Did she just think she took the mother of all logs?
Edited, Oct 5th 2007 3:25am by Tare
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
1. If she did indeed not feel it, that is quite the cavernous hot-dog-down-a-hallway mystery tunnel situation you have there.
The flushing three times does not help her case , though.
2. That Mr. potato head is more fun than a barrel of monkeys
with weed in it.
The flushing three times does not help her case , though.
2. That Mr. potato head is more fun than a barrel of monkeys
with weed in it.
This has to be one of the worst lies ever. Worse than the Republican Senator in the toilet, or the Evangelical guy doing amphetamine and renting male-hookers.
What was she thinking? That she was ******** out of her fanny? Seriously...
Loved the Mr Potatohead, tough.
I want it for Christmas.
What was she thinking? That she was ******** out of her fanny? Seriously...
Loved the Mr Potatohead, tough.
I want it for Christmas.
It was headed to Aussie, someone tell aripy her planned got jacked by the TSA.
I wonder what a Mr. Potato head looks like after you take all that Ex. I bet its horrifying.
Edited, Oct 5th 2007 5:03am by tarubstchef
I wonder what a Mr. Potato head looks like after you take all that Ex. I bet its horrifying.
Edited, Oct 5th 2007 5:03am by tarubstchef
tarubstchef wrote:
I wonder what a Mr. Potato head looks like after you take all that Ex. I bet its horrifying.
Nah, I'm sure you just wanna give him a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug !
And tell him you love him, cos like, you know, he's been really cool and understands the energies that flow through space cos we're all one really and it's all together that we exist, and love is the key that binds us all together, in fact, we are all Mr Potatohead in some way.
Man.
I'd path far away from that Mr.Potato head in that case. I tend to shy away from people that give me the good feeling drugs , because I wake up with my ***** in them later, and then there is much panic. I could never look him in the face again. Or rather , the arms sticking out of where his face should be , and the ear he is wearing as a hat.
tarubstchef wrote:
It was headed to Aussie, someone tell aripy her planned got jacked by the TSA.
I wonder what a Mr. Potato head looks like after you take all that Ex. I bet its horrifying.
Edited, Oct 5th 2007 5:03am by tarubstchef
I wonder what a Mr. Potato head looks like after you take all that Ex. I bet its horrifying.
Edited, Oct 5th 2007 5:03am by tarubstchef
I have a friend in customs. He makes drugs busts on a regular basis. Also found some tarantulas. He's been an army reservist for several years and when he started his customs job, he noticed gun parts shipped in as "farm machinery parts". Lord knows how long they'd been running that scam, because no one else in customs recognised them as weapon parts.
Guns are farm machinery.
Don't you buy into the hick farmer with a rifle for shooing critters off his land stereotype ?
Don't you buy into the hick farmer with a rifle for shooing critters off his land stereotype ?
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