Mind boggling experience at McD'sFollow

Yes I have. I also know if I want him to petition on my behalf and perform his job to the best of his abilities, I'm not going to go out of my way to be rude to him because doing so is just retarded.



That's exactly my point. You actually believe that because someone works at a job that the average person wouldn't want to, they're a worthless piece of ****? That's honestly one of the most bigoted and extremely disturbing things I've ever heard. It's using the same justification and general argument for heinous behavior. Hell, why not beat and rape them too, because they're not worth the air they use and you're paying them, so who will care? Right?

You're either a sociopath or you've never worked a job where you've had to interact with people at all. I've worked some pretty crap jobs through high school and college because they worked with my schedule and I had to support myself, but no job (especially a minimum wage one) is worth keeping at the cost of your dignity because you are forced to grin and bear people like you.

What's taking you so long to post your response?

Are you still making my fries? This is ridiculous.

I really don't care. So you're not cut out to deal with people. It just serves to reinforce the stereotypes applied to poor fast-food workers. So you generally just suck at providing service, you feel all hurt by and resentful of your customers. You're the type of person who works at McDonald's. That's why people like the manager in Eldy's scenario become managers. You may be the most buoyant **** in the sh*t-stained crapper that is McDonald's but you still came out of an ***.



You're ugly. Nobody would say they were average-looking otherwise. You're awesome at math, I bet you never even had to use the register when you were tallying up huge orders with multiple HappyMeals and sh*t. And I'll believe that your snatch is on straight when you PM me a picture of it. Hold a sign up next to it that says, "I worked at McDonald's for five years and all I got were these razor bumps" so I know it's really you.



S'what I'm sayin'. Glad we had this talk.



Edited, Oct 17th 2007 11:33pm by Barkingturtle

Oh, BT. This thread has cheered my morning.

Every now and then I forget why I need to go back to old threads where I think everything has arleady been said and covered. Then in a moment of boredom I go back to threads like these and get new laughs.

Thanks BT.

I just got done reading the story on fark of the guy who had to deal with the kid who drank Malt Vinegar thinking it was alcohol, then I read this one and felt underwhelmed. Course what can you expect from Elderon but substandard phail?

I think my favourite Mcdonalds story happened around 11pm at night after getting off work and having to walk the 2km home. It was a hot sweaty night so I went to grab a pop at the McD's at the halfway mark cause I was f'ucking parched (get off my back you health nuts, I am a greek adonis and you know it). While I was waiting at the end of the line the girl on till asked one of the grunts to mop up a small spill. The grunt said it didn't need mopping. By the time I was at the front of the "Queue" as Eldy would put it the joint was relatively empty and the girl still hadn't mopped up the floor. The girl at the till asked me what I wanted and went to fill up 'a litre' of cola for me when she asked the girl one last time "Mop the floor now". The tone brooked no argument, but the overweight and sloppy grunt refused one final time. The girl on till @#%^ing snapped, threw my pop on the ground splashing the grunt and said "Their, now the floor needs a f'ucking mop job. Get too it". I swear to God that the grunt almost exploded and would have beat the girl to death with the mop handle, but months of working at McDonalds had broken her spirit and instead she just got to mopping.

The girl on till apologized for the outburst and I got the pop for free. Glad I walked home that night.

If I recall right I got the girls number and went out with her a couple times. The way she demeaned that girl really turned me on.

Edited, Oct 18th 2007 2:22pm by bodhisattva

I dunno what it is but the few times I do go for fast food I always get free stuff when there is a girl on till. I think they are trying to fatten me up so I am in their league. Someone should tell them that rye lowers my standards while keeping me desirably in shape. I ain't going to argue, free apple pies are awesome, *******

As long as they don't smell or taste like a big mac, yes.

I am a **** like that.

/takes a few steps back


this should be good