Well said.
To the **** room?
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And what, if anything, does looking at **** say about your relationship?
That your husband isn't gay. All straight men look at **** regardless of how fantastic and constant the sex is, all gay men might, too I couldn't really say. Thinking this reflects on relationship in any way is identical to a man thinking his wife watching Oprah is the same as cheating on him/ Ie: patently ludicrous.
I've yet to see **** Anon
There are groups like SLAA that would cover "**** Addiction." That being said there's a slight difference between being unable to hold a job because you stay home and ********** 27 times a day and your husband enjoying a good sheep fisting video twice a week.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Thinking this reflects on relationship in any way is identical to a man thinking his wife watching Oprah is the same as cheating on him/ Ie: patently ludicrous.
Well, not exactly. Oprah doesn't turn a woman on.
More like, reading erotica or a trashy romance novel than watching Oprah.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Well said.
To the **** room?
To the **** room?
Sorry, I'm putting on my mom hat and attending my sons schools Open House tonight.
Well, not exactly. Oprah doesn't turn a woman on.
More like, reading erotica or a trashy romance novel than watching Oprah.
No, exactly like watching Oprah. There's no reason at all for anyone to watch Oprah. They could easily get much more gratification from communicating with their partner. Men can easily avoid doing so and thus get that gratification from their female partner. Most women cannot and require outside stimulation. No different.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Well, not exactly. Oprah doesn't turn a woman on.
More like, reading erotica or a trashy romance novel than watching Oprah.
No, exactly like watching Oprah. There's no reason at all for anyone to watch Oprah. They could easily get much more gratification from communicating with their partner. Men can easily avoid doing so and thus get that gratification from their female partner. Most women cannot and require outside stimulation. No different.
I promise to avoid Oprah if you avoid the sheep fisting videos.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I promise to avoid Oprah if you avoid the sheep fisting videos.
If you weren't so ******* uptight about it, I'd consider it. I mean, I'm MORE than willing to dress up like Aunt Jemimah...
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I promise to avoid Oprah if you avoid the sheep fisting videos.
If you weren't so @#%^ing uptight about it, I'd consider it. I mean, I'm MORE than willing to dress up like Aunt Jemimah...
Oh I know dearest...you've mentioned...SEVERAL times.
well, I'm off to watch lesbian **** while eating chili.
Nexa
Edited, Oct 4th 2007 6:18pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
I promise to avoid Oprah if you avoid the sheep fisting videos.
If you weren't so @#%^ing uptight about it, I'd consider it. I mean, I'm MORE than willing to dress up like Aunt Jemimah...
Exhibit A is the case against ****. See what it does to you? Watch too much of it and you can't spell Jemima.
This is clearly a cry for help.
Nexa wrote:
well, I'm off to watch lesbian **** while eating chili.
Nexa
Giggidy!
I just hurt myself.
I'll be sending you my doctor's bill.
well, I'm off to watch lesbian **** while eating chili.
Weird, I'm off to eat lesbians while watching Chilean ****. We're such a great match.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
well, I'm off to watch lesbian **** while eating chili.
Weird, I'm off to eat lesbians while watching Chilean ****. We're such a great match.
Funny thing is, that for lunch today I watched **** with some Chilean lesbians.
Small world.
Nexa wrote:
well, I'm off to watch lesbian **** while eating chili.
Nexa
Don't drop any jalapenos on your crotch.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
well, I'm off to watch lesbian **** while eating chili.
Weird, I'm off to eat lesbians while watching Chilean ****. We're such a great match.
Funny thing is, that for lunch today I watched **** with some Chilean lesbians.
Small world.
I'm in such a weird mood today.
Princess Tare wrote:
Don't drop any jalapenos on your crotch.
A little Gold Bond clears that right up.
Also, I support suppressing harmless natural urges because apparently indulging in them won't help anything, and because it's hurt hundreds of people I found on the google.
Princess Tare wrote:
Nexa wrote:
well, I'm off to watch lesbian **** while eating chili.
Nexa
Don't drop any jalapenos on your crotch.
pshhaw...what am I, some kind of amateur now?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
**** in itself is just a gateway to new opportunities to try with your SO. In a long term relationship, you need to keep your sex life constantly renewed or you get in a rut. How else do you find new ideas that may excite you, and suggest it to your lover?
It's also a gateway into adultery, addiction, resentment, and depression. Slippery slope I know, but some people struggle with this just like alcohol, gambling, and drugs. Lots of people do I'm sure.
Dangerous game. Fun to play when/if you can control it.
My question is to those who haven't been married longer than 10 years and are already using **** to "experiment". What's the next step? What's the threshold for acceptable behavior?
It's also a gateway into adultery, addiction, resentment, and depression. Slippery slope I know, but some people struggle with this just like alcohol, gambling, and drugs. Lots of people do I'm sure.
Dangerous game. Fun to play when/if you can control it.
My question is to those who haven't been married longer than 10 years and are already using **** to "experiment". What's the next step? What's the threshold for acceptable behavior?
Nonsense.
People will get that way for many reasons,they may also happen to read **** during the process.
Men can't help looking at women.It doesn't mean they don't love the woman they're with.
Most people I've been with,we watched together.
There is also nothing wrong with either partner ************ while alone.Some women are threatened by that.Don't be.Sometimes it's just good to have an uncomplicated **** without the need to take someone else's feelings into consideration.
It's also great fun to use a partners toys on her while playing together.
Sex should be fun.Have a bit of a laugh with it.Try new things and discuss it with each other.
**** is an outlet.A way to help the imagination,learn new tricks,or just get off.
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Posted: Oct 04 2007 at 7:01 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Though I have to admit.....if you watch too much it gets boring and you have to go for more "specialised" subjects to keep you entertained.
I always wondered why there were so many names up there at night, but nobody was posting. Now I know.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
My girlfriend found some on my cpu very early on in our relationship, and she was quite upset about it. I was at Uni, in my room, it was 2 a.m., and I was playing some computer soccer game. She had her period, and I suddenly felt like a ****, so I had a quick one. She walked in, I alt-tabbed, but too late. She was really sad and hurt and felt like i had cheated on her.
It's kinda normal though, her family is very religious, her aunt was a missionary, and she is from a Norwegian protestant family from the countryside. I don't think she had ever seen proper **** before.
But she got over it, understood all guys watch ****, and she's a bit cooler about it now. We still don't watch it together, it doesn't turn her on and it just doesn't mean that much to me. I just don't care that much about ****, I wouldn't really care if I never saw any again in my life.
But it appeals to the (very prominent) lazy side in me. It's pactical and effective when you just want a quick ****.
It was much more useful when I was teenager, though. I had a huge libido, and could easily **** 5 times a day. Sometimse more. So when i discovered internet and ****, it made things much easier.
But now that I'm old and decrepit, my libido is nothing my girl can't quite easily satisfy, so it's different.
Old age has its advantages, I guess.
It's kinda normal though, her family is very religious, her aunt was a missionary, and she is from a Norwegian protestant family from the countryside. I don't think she had ever seen proper **** before.
But she got over it, understood all guys watch ****, and she's a bit cooler about it now. We still don't watch it together, it doesn't turn her on and it just doesn't mean that much to me. I just don't care that much about ****, I wouldn't really care if I never saw any again in my life.
But it appeals to the (very prominent) lazy side in me. It's pactical and effective when you just want a quick ****.
It was much more useful when I was teenager, though. I had a huge libido, and could easily **** 5 times a day. Sometimse more. So when i discovered internet and ****, it made things much easier.
But now that I'm old and decrepit, my libido is nothing my girl can't quite easily satisfy, so it's different.
Old age has its advantages, I guess.
This is quite possibly the funniest thread i've read on here this year, my side hurts you bastards.
On topic: i Like ****, my wife knows and doesn't mind in the slightest.
My wife likes desperate housewives, i know and i don't mind.
On topic: i Like ****, my wife knows and doesn't mind in the slightest.
My wife likes desperate housewives, i know and i don't mind.
Warchief Demea wrote:
He stared longingly into her eyes and caressed his strong hand up her thigh. Slowly, he moved his lips closer to hers, breathing heavily. They kissed, and a passionate flame arose in him that could only be extinguished by her voluptuous figure. He tore her dress from her milky skin and clasped her body close to his, lips locked together in a sultry embrace.
Alright, now admit it: how many of you ladies got hot and bothered?
Alright, now admit it: how many of you ladies got hot and bothered?
Haha, I just picture Demea heading over to his bookcase and plucking a romance novel off the shelf. That cracks me up.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Makes me want to break out a pipe and smoking jacket, find an erotic novel , start reading , and then join OOT Skype right when I get to the good part.
Princess Tare wrote:
Warchief Demea wrote:
He stared longingly into her eyes and caressed his strong hand up her thigh. Slowly, he moved his lips closer to hers, breathing heavily. They kissed, and a passionate flame arose in him that could only be extinguished by her voluptuous figure. He tore her dress from her milky skin and clasped her body close to his, lips locked together in a sultry embrace.
Alright, now admit it: how many of you ladies got hot and bothered?
Alright, now admit it: how many of you ladies got hot and bothered?
Haha, I just picture Demea heading over to his bookcase and plucking a romance novel off the shelf. That cracks me up.
I had the same thought.
They grow up so fast! In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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