Greets, folks. Flea wanted to take a moment to check her e-mail, so I'm wasting a few minutes here. Try to be sure that you guys have some exciting shit going on by the time I return.
These Italian keyboards suck *** so this is probably about it for me posting for the time being. We're having a great time.
Also, I see that my premium expired in my absence. Damn Alla and his money-grubbing ways.
Edited, Sep 29th 2007 3:19pm by Jophiel
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
WTF? I totally registered you for premium! 
Oh, and Italy is beautiful but Italians are rude ********.
Oh, and Italy is beautiful but Italians are rude ********.
You missed all the drama yesterday. Maybe there will be more by the time you come back!
If they are rude to you again just tell them you know a guy in the corleone province... that should do the trick.
If they are rude to you again just tell them you know a guy in the corleone province... that should do the trick.
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Atomicflea wrote:
Italians are rude @#%^s.
Hope you're having a wonderful time.
Ciao Bella
Has Joph had his **** pinched yet?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I've been bumped into, shoved, had folks cut ahead of me in line, never even apologizing, much less acknowledging it. All the polite, helpful ones are hispanic, in the clergy, or Americans/Canadians. If it's a mistaken impression overall, so be it, but it was certainly true of my time in Rome. I'm finding folks in Florence nicer.
Oh I don't disagree. Rome's the worst in my experience, but yes, Florence is a little slower. I believe the Italian for "I'm sorry" or "Excuse me" is an elbow in the chest.
Give my regards to the Duomo. (And if you're climbing the Giotto Tower, don't drink lots of beer and forget to go to the bathroom beforehand. I've never run down 400+ steps as fast in me life)
Give my regards to the Duomo. (And if you're climbing the Giotto Tower, don't drink lots of beer and forget to go to the bathroom beforehand. I've never run down 400+ steps as fast in me life)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Well, on our final two minutes of internet cafe time -- have fun, all!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I find that glowering at people who cut in line while cracking my knuckles and making throat slitting motions is usually effective for dealing with that situation. If not, I just step on them until they move.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I find that glowering at people who cut in line while cracking my knuckles and making throat slitting motions is usually effective for dealing with that situation. If not, I just step on them until they move.
Never seen so many knives whipped out in trivial disputes.
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Atomicflea wrote:
Oh, and Italy is beautiful but Italians are rude @#%^s.
I told you!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
when it comes to knives, there are very few people who i would fear. I've had more practice then them probably. Besides, i'd take teh rapier!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
when it comes to knives, there are very few people who i would fear.
Marseille is the scariest. Saw a guy earn a 9" smile for saying "pardon" to a mumbling barman twice.
In Rome, there are bars where ear-lobes are standard floor-covering.
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King Nobby wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
when it comes to knives, there are very few people who i would fear.
Marseille is the scariest. Saw a guy earn a 9" smile for saying "pardon" to a mumbling barman twice.
In Rome, there are bars where ear-lobes are standard floor-covering.
Tell you what, you watch me fence someday and make up your mind then. Just because someone isn't alightweight doesn't mean they don't know their way around a blade. /shrug.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Tell you what, you watch me fence someday and make up your mind then. Just because someone isn't alightweight doesn't mean they don't know their way around a blade. /shrug.
A High-Class fencer against a hardened knife fighter would be like the guy in Raisers of the Lost Ark who does the "Swoosh Swoosh Swoosh" sword jobby and then gets shot in the face.
I'm not talking about a fight at epee length. I'm talking about fist-blades.
I'm slender with a long reach, but against the guys who are used to knives, I'd lose. So would you.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Long blade fencing isn't the only form of fencing, though that is my speciality. I'd probably prefer my k-bar if it came to a serous knife fight, but i'm fast enough with my little spring assist too. I had some very good teachers. It looked good on a resume for my prior career track. Regardless, I suppose theres really no way for you to know my skill level without evidence. I ono the other hadn don't doubt there are badass unsavory characters with knives in wharfside bars.
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And yet again Kao proves his e-go is all consuming.
My ego could beat up your ego.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
My ego could beat up your ego.
Eat it, sure. Beat it up... nah.
Ya know how you cringe when someone you know starts making silly boasts to girl to try to impress her and she stands their with that "OMG! Please" look on her face? Yea, this is kinda like that.
Deathwysh wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
My ego could beat up your ego.
Eat it, sure. Beat it up... nah.
your forum anme is accurate isn't it?
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your forum anme is accurate isn't it?
With a k-bar he's deadly. A keyboard he uses to murder.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Ya know how you cringe when someone you know starts making silly boasts to girl to try to impress her and she stands their with that "OMG! Please" look on her face? Yea, this is kinda like that.
My first mental image was of Star Wars Kid.
But what about the food?!
If I ever got to Italy, I'm budgetting at least 5lbs.
Have fun you Krazy-Kids.
If I ever got to Italy, I'm budgetting at least 5lbs.
Have fun you Krazy-Kids.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Deathwysh wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
My ego could beat up your ego.
Eat it, sure. Beat it up... nah.
your forum anme is accurate isn't it?
Sure seems that way. On a motorcycle forum I frequent, I use the same screen name, and got the same response when I related a story (true), in which I suggested a guy have his very hot girlfriend model a particularly sexy outfit for him. He replied "She's my daughter."
To which I replied, "Oh. Then have her model it for me."
He did exactly as much about it as I expect you would, face to face, in this situation. Nothing.
Edited, Sep 30th 2007 3:22pm by Deathwysh
I'd probably at least kick you in the ankles a few timne in that situation.
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