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With a spider like that you'll never have to worry about your house being invaded by mosquitoes, houseflys, mice, raccoons, Kaolians or Jehova's Witnesses!

After checking Wiki I'm gonna guess what you have there is a running crab spider. Check corners for webbing.

No corner webs? Might be a fishing spider (unlikely, they are not common indoors).

If it's a wolf spider (possible) it seems awfuly small. Around these parts a wolf spider with 7+ inch legspan in not at all unusual. I can't tell by your pics there, but wolfies tend to have by far the largest fangs compared to body size, so if this guy looked like a freakin' vampire spider, then it's likely a wolf spider after all.

>>Wal-Mart<< Sporting Goods and Hunting Department. How can I help you?
>>Tare<< Do you carry flamethrowers?

Thanks for giving me the heebie jeebies at eight in the morning Tare. I hate spiders as much as Kao does. That thing would be in about a million pieces if it was anywhere near me. He would, at the very least, be BB gun practice.

Good luck shooting it. It was fast as frickin' lightning.

5 quid??

Scammers.

So wait. You didn't kill it? Ugh. Now you have to go to sleep and hope that you don't feel any tickling across your face while your asleep. Cause you know it's going to be him.













that's what you get for creeping me out!

Thats what you catch and send to your ex, in a envelope, saying "No hard feelings"

Oh baby. Let's do it on his corpse Yay for dead spiders!

Just the bipeds or all of them?

No, pretty much universally. I was deeply saddened when Micheal Vick was accused of a crime while rampant Spider Mass Murders walk the streets cackling their cackles espousing eight eyed hatred for all to hear.

I can't believe a gem like you hasn't found the time to reproduce.

Then again, re-reading the above, maybe you have and didn't find it to your taste.

I can't believe a gem like you hasn't found the time to reproduce.

You're not tricking me into giving women access to my vital essence. I will continue to drink only distilled alcohol and rainwater and protect my essence.

Whenever I use Raid, I'm a little disappointed that they don't explode like in the commercials.

I'm lucky I got over my fear of Spiders, while I live in Lemoore Ca. We would find several black widows every few weeks building nests on the wood siding. I found fire bombing them work far better then raid. That way we were sure to destroy the egg stack too.

I been spending the fast 3 days at my daughter's house, were the spiders can't eat the other bugs around here fast enough for me. Only time they will case the spiders into hiding, is when they are having a party for family and friends. Since there are lots of Daddy Long Legs to feed on the spiders, I'm able to sleep without doing a spider hunt first.

Now if I saw something like Tare's little guest around here, I be lock up in a padded room until I can stop screaming.