Final feelingFollow

Ok, so you've been sentenced to death;

Lethal injection sounds tempting, but not in the US. The guys can't even get the doses right, and I don't feel like dying an agonising death with a smile on my face due to the paralysing drug.

So, guillotine it is for me.

If it's good enough for Louis the XVIth, it's good enough for Red.

Plus it has that romantic feel to it.


The creepy girl on the swing with the string to the ankle is optional.

Edited, Sep 28th 2007 8:01am by Kakar

My answer to this would depend on what I happened to be sentenced to death for. If it had anything remotely to do with a political or social action, I'd pick the most publicly visible method. If not, then I'd choose whatever method would get it over with fastest.

death by snu snu?

Now everyone's gonna want death by snu snu...

So two straight guys and a gay guy were in a group of tourists in the Amazon. Their tour was attacked by natives, and they were the only survivors.

They were brought to the village, where the leader approached them. In barely understandable English, he said "I give you two choices. You may go through the ritual Bufu, or you may choose death."

The first man said "I've a wife and kids back home. They need me. I'll go through the ritual."

He was dragged to the center of town, where the leader shouted "Let Bufu commence!" and the men of the tribe, 50+ of them, proceeded to anally rape him.

A couple of hours later, the first man is released, tears in his eyes, and he hobbles to the forest.

The gay guy is next, and before the leader can give his choices, he started shouting "Bufu! Bufu!".

A few hours later, the gay guy stumbles into the forest, grinning.


The third and final man, having seen all this, was terrified. The leader came to him and said "So what shall it be? Bufu? Or Death?"

"Well I'm not gay, and I don't have anyone at home waiting for me. I don't think I could live with the shame. I choose death."

The leader stared at the man for a moment, then shouted "He shall be put to death.. by Bufu!"

give me the guillotine. Quick, and I have the chance of still being able to talk for a few seconds after my head is severed. I'll put a little fear into the hearts of those who took me down.

Don't be a kill joy.

Stick your tongue out at them DSD. That should do it.

Their eyes followed movement, as well. Creepy!

Anything going on with the lungs would be pretty much irrelevant at that point. The noise made must be made with the air in the throat/sinus cavities alone.

good question. Im up for some suggestions

Well, just in case, you'd want it to be something that could easily be lip-read. So I'm going to go with "FUck off, butthead" as a baseline to be refined.