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"I think Chelsea Clinton is, is very kind and, um, smart and articulate," she said.
Linky.
I shouldn't tease, but it was funny. I'm happy for her and all that. I just hope she isn't able to reproduce...is that so wrong?
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Linky.
I shouldn't tease, but it was funny. I'm happy for her and all that. I just hope she isn't able to reproduce...is that so wrong?
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Chelsea cleaned up nice. And as far as I know she's not marrying the spawn of satan, so score two for her.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'd hit it.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar, Assassin Reject wrote:
I'd hit it.
Ditto.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I wouldn't. I've had the misfortune of unexpected consequences with girls from Texas before. No, not a pregnancy, an angry father. No thank you.
Samira wrote:
Chelsea cleaned up nice.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Me too,
Oh I thought you guys we talking about hitting Jenna
Oh I thought you guys we talking about hitting Jenna
Either one, I ain't picky.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Me too,
Oh I thought you guys we talking about hitting Jenna
Oh I thought you guys we talking about hitting Jenna
As for Chelsea, before I knew who I was talking to, I'd mentally undressed her, tried on her lingerie and left her weeping at my knees.
Once I realised who she was, I felt bad for almost 0.4 seconds and after excusing myself briefly from the meeting, had washed my hands and replaced my right cufflink before returning.
So many hawt wimmins from TV & Movies look RAF (rough as fUck) in real life. With Miss Clinton, the real deal is far more toothsome than the images I'd seen.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I thought this was about Jenna Jameson, and I was gonna say "Well it's hard to be articulate with a **** in your mouth and another in the ****" (not that it impedes diction per se, but it can be distracting, allegedly).
Anyway, since it's not about her, I won't say that.
All I can say about JAY-na BOO-sh, is that she sounds a lot smarter than her dad.
Anyway, since it's not about her, I won't say that.
All I can say about JAY-na BOO-sh, is that she sounds a lot smarter than her dad.
I don't know if I'd hit Jenna or Chelsea, but I would more than likely tap Alexandra Kerry...
There's really nothing like being a Southern Girl with a Southern Daddy. Oh, and you bring your boyfriend home, and your daddy says, "Hi, I'm Tony, and I don't like boyfriends."
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I wouldn't. I've had the misfortune of unexpected consequences with girls from Texas before. No, not a pregnancy, an angry father. No thank you.
There's really nothing like being a Southern Girl with a Southern Daddy. Oh, and you bring your boyfriend home, and your daddy says, "Hi, I'm Tony, and I don't like boyfriends."
I'll venture to say it's not so much the looks but that almost hypnotic charm she inherited from her pops.
Oh, and you bring your boyfriend home, and your daddy says, "Hi, I'm Tony, and I don't like boyfriends."
To which I'm fairly sure the correct response is "Yeah, I can imagine. Tasting my **** when you kiss your daughter goodnight must be a *****. Take care now, y'all."
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh, and you bring your boyfriend home, and your daddy says, "Hi, I'm Tony, and I don't like boyfriends."
To which I'm fairly sure the correct response is "Yeah, I can imagine. Tasting my **** when you kiss your daughter goodnight must be a *****. Take care now, y'all."
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Tasting my **** when you kiss your daughter goodnight must be a *****.
Seriously?
What kind of kiss do you give your dad before going to bed, homie? o.0
Forum seems to be eating posts again.
Just read that Jenna is going on a book tour. I do hope she comes out here so we can bask in her eloquence.
Just read that Jenna is going on a book tour. I do hope she comes out here so we can bask in her eloquence.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
actually that was just me testing something, then I nuked it.
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