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#1 Sep 25 2007 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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LONDON - The fastest driver ever convicted of speeding in Britain was jailed for 10 weeks Monday after he was clocked at 172 mph in his company's Porsche.

Tim Brady, 33, was caught on Jan. 27 driving the 98,000 pound ($198,000) Porsche 911 Turbo which he took without permission from his employer, luxury car rental firm HelpHire PLC.

The previous record — 156 miles per hour — was set by car dealer Jason McAllister in 2003.

Brady had nagged his boss take the Porsche out the day before but was repeatedly told no, the court heard. He returned the next day and took the car anyway.

Judge David Morton called the act "criminally self-indulgent."

"(You were) utterly thoughtless of the danger you might be creating for the innocent," he told Brady.

Brady, who admitted dangerous driving at a hearing last month, was banned from driving for three years and will have to take a new driving test before taking to the road again.

He quit his job a day after he was caught near Kingston Bagpuize, about 60 miles west of London.
If it is, I hope you get out real soon. Though, it would give rise to many Free Nobby T-Shirts.

I had to do the math, I could not help it. It would take him 23 mins at that speed to get 60 miles from London.

Edited, Sep 25th 2007 6:44pm by fhrugby
#2 Sep 26 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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I bet DF could go faster than that.
#3 Sep 26 2007 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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10 weeks stir? Sounds worth it Smiley: sly
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#4 Sep 26 2007 at 8:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
10 weeks stir? Sounds worth it Smiley: sly


You know he's sitting in the jail cell like Mr. Toad, making motor noises and staring vacantly into space.
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#5 Sep 26 2007 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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I picture him in a padded room, wearing a straight-jacket.
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#6 Sep 26 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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I hope that his cot in jail is one of those racecar beds. That would be awesome.
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#7 Sep 26 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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King Nobby wrote:
10 weeks stir? Sounds worth it Smiley: sly


You know he's sitting in the jail cell like Mr. Toad, making motor noises and staring vacantly into space.
**** **** Smiley: cry
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#8 Sep 29 2007 at 5:04 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I bet DF could go faster than that.


Almost

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Note the Steering wheel in the proper place
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#9 Sep 29 2007 at 5:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm going to report that image.

For being totally sexified!
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#10 Sep 29 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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the 98,000 pound ($198,000) Porsche 911 Turbo


Holy ****, it must be made out of gold. That's really heavy.

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Smasharoo wrote:

the 98,000 pound ($198,000) Porsche 911 Turbo


Holy sh*t, it must be made out of gold. That's really heavy.


Gold's not that heavy. God, you're so stupid.

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#12 Sep 29 2007 at 3:37 PM Rating: Decent
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lol 10 weeks in jail.

I got fined $431.00 dollars, for cutting off a student driver lol. Yeah I had a bad day, and that cop that gave me the ticket in my drive way, after cutting off the student driver, didnt make it any better lol.
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