Oh yeah, ended up waiting in line at midnight.
It was the greatest boost to my ego ever.
There were 3 enormous people in front of me, all 35+ who clearly consumed 1000+ calories worth of ice cream and cookies and chatted about old school games. The guy was wearing a sweater vest. Yes, a sweater vest.
I stood infront of Cheech, Chong, and Doofus, who for a good 45 mintues made such comments as:
"Dude, they should definitely make like Master Chief Bong Hits"
"Ha! I bet you could turn the helmet into a sweet *** bong"
"You should take a **** and let it run down the window of this store" (A true quote)
"<farting noises>"
"My old lady's kids are cool, I let them call me Chris or stepdad if they want".
Three people behind them were a 10yr old kid and his parents. I was kinda disappointed that the 3 retards kept cussing, but then I realized that this game was clearly marked M and yet his parents were buying it for him. It was only more hilarious as the father kept pointing out different welds on the side of the building and pointing how how they should have done it to be in code.
This was followed by every teenager peeling out of the parking lot in their 97 Nissan Sentra and the crowd simultaneously yelling "Ur gay" "****!". They seemed to be quite satisfied with their originality.
I'd say I was lame, but I was like a God among mortals.