Sarah just informed me that Robert Jordan is dead!
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
Christmas has come early!! "What do you want this year, Smash? Hookers?"
"No."
"Gold?"
"Hmm, no."
"World peace?"
"Nah."
"Some fat overrated plagiarizing scumbag talentless hack civil war buff who wished the South won masquerading as a writer to die?"
"Golly, really? Can you make that happen?"
"You bet!"
I'm so overjoyed. I haven't been this happy since the birth of my first child.
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Weeeeee!
Weeeeee!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I wish I hadn't already ordered the hookers and gold from Overstock.com.
Nexa, or Sarah, what the hell, let's just go with whatever Asshat.
Nexa, or Sarah, what the hell, let's just go with whatever Asshat.
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Robert Who?
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
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I'm so overjoyed. I haven't been this happy since the birth of my first child.
Aroo?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The only time I've ever even heard of Jordan is on the internet, primarily here. I think it's because the people I know in real life don't read ****** books. How many books are in this seris? A dozen? There is no story that should take that long to tell. There's just no way I'm reading the same story for twelve books. Personally, I haven't read any fantasy, other than Tolkien, since I was in elementary school. Yes, that means I haven't and don't plan on reading Harry Potter, either.
Whenever I hear the name "Robert Jordan", I think of Hemingway's hero in "For Whom the Bell Tolls", I don't think of this guy.
Whenever I hear the name "Robert Jordan", I think of Hemingway's hero in "For Whom the Bell Tolls", I don't think of this guy.
Samira wrote:
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I'm so overjoyed. I haven't been this happy since the birth of my first child.
Aroo?
Like she said. You have a kid? The poor thing.
And by thing... nevermind, to easy.
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Samira wrote:
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I'm so overjoyed. I haven't been this happy since the birth of my first child.
Aroo?
Like she said. You have a kid? The poor thing.
*sigh* You two should both know better by now. He hasn't reproduced yet.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
The almighty Sarnax, scourge of the Tatooine desert?
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Nexa wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Samira wrote:
Quote:
I'm so overjoyed. I haven't been this happy since the birth of my first child.
Aroo?
Like she said. You have a kid? The poor thing.
*sigh* You two should both know better by now. He hasn't reproduced yet.
Nexa
Making sure he loves you first, huh?
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Nexa wrote:
The Glorious GitSlayer wrote:
Samira wrote:
Quote:
I'm so overjoyed. I haven't been this happy since the birth of my first child.
Aroo?
Like she said. You have a kid? The poor thing.
*sigh* You two should both know better by now. He hasn't reproduced yet.
Nexa
Making sure he loves you first, huh?
That's cold man. You cut me deep just now, real deep.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
No kidding, way to remind her that Smash loves himself first.
No kidding, way to remind her that Smash loves himself first.
Yeah but I have a viagra connection so it's all good.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Celcio wrote:
No kidding, way to remind her that Smash loves himself first.
It's more about training up my baby-daddys to a certain standard. I want to be able to have all the joys of parenting while still keeping every other weekend for whoring around without worrying about the kids.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I want to be able to have all the joys of parenting while still keeping every other weekend for whoring around
******* better have my meat!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I want to be able to have all the joys of parenting while still keeping every other weekend for whoring around
******* better have my meat!
My other car is made of meat.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Can't you two banter in person? It's actually a little sickening to watch. 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Drink less.
(or more, whichever works better)
(or more, whichever works better)
My only question is (and I'm too lazy to look up the answer) did he finish that freaking Wheel of Time?
No, hence the thread that DSD posted.
It's only like 10 threads down too, slacker.
It's only like 10 threads down too, slacker.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
if it is the same writer who wrote the hugly popular wheel of time series, some of you finger painting art critics in here should move on to atleast water colors before you start bashing the masters.
he was batteling cancer for the last 6 years, a battle he knew he would loose and was just buying time. he made enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life, but committed to finnishing the wheel of time series anyway probably in no small part because of the fans, and partly im sure to leave behind a legacy.
he is one of the most sucessfull writers of our time. its a shame. a shame also he didnt finnish the work.
may he rest in peace.
he was batteling cancer for the last 6 years, a battle he knew he would loose and was just buying time. he made enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life, but committed to finnishing the wheel of time series anyway probably in no small part because of the fans, and partly im sure to leave behind a legacy.
he is one of the most sucessfull writers of our time. its a shame. a shame also he didnt finnish the work.
may he rest in peace.
shadowrelm wrote:
he was batteling cancer for the last 6 years, a battle he knew he would loose and was just buying time.
RJ's blog wrote:
I noticed in browsing the other day that someone wondered whether my cold was part of my "cancer." I want to quash that one before it turns into a rumor. I do not have cancer...
Take care, guys. And remember -- no cancer.
Perhaps you should do a little research before you post. He died from heart problems.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
That's what the sheep have been led to believe, Tare, baaaaa baaa.
In truth it was cancer.
The morel magoritee wurking 4 u OMGZ0RS!!!11!!!
In truth it was cancer.
The morel magoritee wurking 4 u OMGZ0RS!!!11!!!
Well, I could pretend I care about how he died but really I'm more appalled that people regard this person as a "masterful" writer.
/shrug
/shrug
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