Sarah just informed me that Robert Jordan is dead!
WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
Christmas has come early!! "What do you want this year, Smash? Hookers?"
"No."
"Gold?"
"Hmm, no."
"World peace?"
"Nah."
"Some fat overrated plagiarizing scumbag talentless hack civil war buff who wished the South won masquerading as a writer to die?"
"Golly, really? Can you make that happen?"
"You bet!"
I'm so overjoyed. I haven't been this happy since the birth of my first child.