Father Wzrczwcky: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the sight of. . . Will you quit surfing the interwebs on your PDA!!
Joph: Oh, lol. Yep.
Father Wzrczwcky: Do you, Jophiel "6th Star" O'Goldberg, take this woman, Darth Pulga-Atomica as your awful wedded wife
Joph: Pfft. s'pose
Flea: I cut j00!
Joph: I do
Father Wzrczwcky: Do you, Darth Pulga-Atomica take this dweeb, Jophiel "6th Star" O'Goldberg as your awful wedded husband.
Flea: Damn right esse!
Father Wzrczwcky: Is the witness present?
gbaji: In as much as 'present' means physically within the general locale of the interlocutor, then an affirmitive response would confirm the reality that my physical being shares a coterminous environ to your own organic being.
Father Wzrczwcky: What an cUnt
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