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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Already got my patch and peg ready.
In celebration, I'm gonna make my husband mop the floor.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
And walk the plank!
Although I always wondered why the plank wasn't litter trained....
Although I always wondered why the plank wasn't litter trained....
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
And walk the plank!
Although I always wondered why the plank wasn't litter trained....
Although I always wondered why the plank wasn't litter trained....
It is, it just needs to get some fresh air every now and then. You can't buy one of those things and just leave it in the backyard. They need love too.
Avast me hearties!!! I'm doing a Pirate Party for Xavier and a few of his close friends. We went out yesterday and got a treasure box, gold coins made of chocolate, and a few other goodies. Zavi picked out skull bandannas for him and his friends, and I got them all compasses and telescopes. We'll be reading a few Pirate books, drawing a ship and Kraken on our driveway, and of course, have a treasure hunt for the chest. I cant wait to scare all the kiddies with my pirate costume and accent.
Last year, my dorm hall raided the hall upstairs and stole their television, while we were all dressed up like pirates and talking with accents and stuff.
Good fun, and whatnot.
Dunno if this hall this year will be doing something or not.
Good fun, and whatnot.
Dunno if this hall this year will be doing something or not.
Proud citizen of Miranda.
-Currently on Pochacco Server of Hello Kitty Online.
-Currently on Pochacco Server of Hello Kitty Online.
I think Mr. Thumb is going to think I'm crack when I celebrate.
I'm planning on illegally downloading movies and songs!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Did I miss something here?
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
johnnny the Silent wrote:
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jonwin posting here.
The crew of the USS Constellation cordially invites all pirates to a dance, to be held on the spar deck and in the rigging of the ship.
We will provide all necessary labor, line, and the band.
Apply in person pier one, aka Constellation Dock, Baltimore Md., between the hours of 4 Bells in the forenoon watch and 2 Bells of the second dog watch.
Thats 10 AM and 5 PM for you landsmen and ships boys.
http://http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bal-sunphotos0915,0,299894.photogallery?coll=bal_home_promo&index=1
Edited, Sep 18th 2007 4:08pm by ElneClare
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Jonwin wrote:
Rum, Sodomy and The Lash!
Who put sand in the lube?!
'twill be a rough passage tonight!
(Obligatory Talk Like A Pirate Day joke)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
I'm planning on illegally downloading movies and songs!
And writing them to a CD-arrrrgh
Yes, yes, bad pun...but such is the holiday...
yossarian wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
I'm planning on illegally downloading movies and songs!
And writing them to a CD-arrrrgh
Yes, yes, bad pun...but such is the holiday...
By the morrow my iPod will be decked to the Gunwhales in ill-got musical booty!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
King Nobby wrote:
yossarian wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
I'm planning on illegally downloading movies and songs!
And writing them to a CD-arrrrgh
Yes, yes, bad pun...but such is the holiday...
By the morrow my iPod will be decked to the Gunwhales in ill-got musical booty!
Aye but if ye be that hi-tech then ye shall have to speak in the manner befitting one of said age.
dood ipod? ph4t l00tz!
Upon second consideration, I believe ye be confunding "Talk Like A Pirate Day" with "Pirate like a Pirate Day".
I have tried to change my avatard to fit in for the day.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
ahoy, me hearties! I be hoping you are well into your grog this mornin, and have a few sea chanties spilling from yer lips! Make it loud and boisterous so yer fellow crew members sing along.
Ahoy...Pastafarian's should remember the holy commandments today:
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didnt's"
1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.
6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
A. Ending poverty
B. Curing diseases
C. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didnt's"
1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.
6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
A. Ending poverty
B. Curing diseases
C. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
^^ Ahoy, what does that have t' do with talkin' like a pirate?
Gar, where can I find a bottle o'rum?
Gar, where can I find a bottle o'rum?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Sir rosleck wrote:
Ahoy...Pastafarian's should remember the holy commandments today:
Arrrgh, you have the wrong holiday, asshat. Aye.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Methinks we got a landlubber in our midst. I call fer the plank, Arrrrr! I also call fer a bottle o' rum, now that me first mate and cabin boy are otherwise occupied.
Arrgh its the correct holiday asshatett!
Linky: http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf
" Pirates are considered absolute divine beings in Pastafarianism, ones who truly emulate the FSM, but sadly their numbers have been diminishing.....
Ramen
Arrrgh, you have the wrong holiday, asshat. Aye.
Edited, Sep 19th 2007 9:22am by rosleck
Linky: http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf
" Pirates are considered absolute divine beings in Pastafarianism, ones who truly emulate the FSM, but sadly their numbers have been diminishing.....
Ramen
Nexa wrote:
Sir rosleck wrote:
Ahoy...Pastafarian's should remember the holy commandments today:
Arrrgh, you have the wrong holiday, asshat. Aye.
Edited, Sep 19th 2007 9:22am by rosleck
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
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