do hereby politely ask for my post count, aka e-peen, aka interwebz manhood, to be restored to it's rightful number. I also nicely apologize for creating 3 spam threads in the feedback forum, a forum that is clearly reserved for the important business of trolls and bad links. Sorry for wasting your time,
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
And please bring back the numbers. And make me guru. And change my name to Captainslinkywinklepants.
Sincerely,
Nephthyswanderer the Charming