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Go get married already! I wish you both much happiness! and don't sit down. You'll wrinkle your pants.
Samira wrote:
OMG I just got all nervous for you.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Congrats to the both of you, I truly wish you the best of luck in your new life together.
Jophiel wrote:
ATTENTION FORUM: I have showered, shaved, put in my contacts, done my hair, put on my tux (minus jacket) and am waiting on the best man to get here. Have no fear about my presence.
Make sure you have the ring. Sick forgot them at the hotel and had his best friend drive him like a bat out of hell to get them and back to the church on time. Legend has it that his best man was driving on sidewalks at some point, and Sick didnt think he was going to survive. Im sure at times he thinks it sucks that he did
Mistress DSD wrote:
Make sure you have the ring.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
All the best, both of you. 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
By the way, this one guy I know wanted me to ask if anyone knows how to get chocolate syrup out of a tuxedo shirt.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
ATTENTION FORUM: I have showered, shaved, put in my contacts, done my hair, put on my tux (minus jacket) and am waiting on the best man to get here. Have no fear about my presence.
OMG I just got all nervous for you.
Me too, I feel a little ill.
Or that could be the whoopie pie cake and hot fudge sundae I had for lunch.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Jophiel wrote:
By the way, this one guy I know wanted me to ask if anyone knows how to get chocolate syrup out of a tuxedo shirt.
*sigh*
tsp of laundry detergent right on the stain, let sit two minutes, take a wet towel and gently dab out the detergent and syrup.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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Congratulations I hope the two of you have a long lasting and loving marriage.
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
By the way, this one guy I know wanted me to ask if anyone knows how to get chocolate syrup out of a tuxedo shirt.
*sigh*
tsp of laundry detergent right on the stain, let sit two minutes, take a wet towel and gently dab out the detergent and syrup.
Nexa
And stop eating sundaes when you're nervous!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
By the way, this one guy I know wanted me to ask if anyone knows how to get chocolate syrup out of a tuxedo shirt.
*sigh*
tsp of laundry detergent right on the stain, let sit two minutes, take a wet towel and gently dab out the detergent and syrup.
Nexa
And stop eating sundaes when you're nervous!
I've heard that many people find it easier to go to sign the marriage certificate the day prior to the wedding, as it removes that particular stressor from the whole wedding. You don't have to worry about the "I do" moment, which for many couples, is the biggest fear/stress item there is about the whole thing.
Having never been married (Though well on track!... I think), what is the popular consensus with those here?
Congratulations!!!
Congratulations, you two.
I was going to send you a fine selection of ties, but Nexa vetoed it.
I was going to send you a fine selection of ties, but Nexa vetoed it.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Congratulations, and may you suceed in creating this wonderful utopia called Peroland!
Then you can call your kids Krakichu and Warsco!
Then you can call your kids Krakichu and Warsco!
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Then you can call your kids Krakichu and Warsco!
those sound like pokemon names
Althrun the Silent wrote:
I've heard that many people find it easier to go to sign the marriage certificate the day prior to the wedding, as it removes that particular stressor from the whole wedding. You don't have to worry about the "I do" moment, which for many couples, is the biggest fear/stress item there is about the whole thing.
Having never been married (Though well on track!... I think), what is the popular consensus with those here?
Having never been married (Though well on track!... I think), what is the popular consensus with those here?
Eloping is what takes the jitters out of your wedding day. Worked for me!
For our marriage, the priest had us bring the license to the rehearsal and he filled everything else out there except for his signature and we signed the night of the rehearsal. Once the ceremony was complete, he signed the form and that was that. The wedding planner snatched them after that to mail them off.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
What, the honeymoon is you guys padding your postcount?
Honeymoon doesn't start until tomorrow. This is intermission.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Congrats Flea & Joph! 
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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